Welp, guess he’s not dead after all.
When everyone wants you to die but your will to spite them is stronger.
friday night at Mitchs.
Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned
Lich McConnell living up to his name.
Just drop dead already
For all we know, he could be brain dead.
he’s republicunt, so that’s a given.
Reporters and photographers were told by Senate staff not to take video of his remarks in the second-floor hallway, even though video is often permitted in that area. Still images were allowed.
From the AP article
Something is fucked for sure with this and they are all covering it up
Video would make his unresponsive condition apparent.
He’s being kept alive.
Are we sure it’s not a clone of Mitch, or a ghola perhaps.
clone status
“My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier,” McConnell said
He’s old enough to have had polio.
Well. He’s certainly not young enough to have had polio.
But they want to ban vaccines.
Wtf??? That worthless fucking ghoul is still alive???
This is an absolute ass timeline…
they finally was able to ressurect him with his phylactery.
You cannot kill that which has no life.
This is one of the best lines Trey Parker ever wrote.
Nothing good ever happens
Still no believable video
I saw a candid video of him in the wheelchair on the senate floor, talking to people
He looks more decrepit than usual, but I had no reason to think the video wasn’t real
did it have audio that you could perceive his voice?
Ooh, they’ve done a really good job on him. You can’t even see the strings!
his necromancer is an expert at reanimating corpses.
It’s all animatronics these days
The only thing that makes sense to me is he’s completely unable to speak. Other than that, no idea why everything would have unfolded the way it did and is.
Edit: He’s talking too. Something stinks. Not saying it’s not him, but there’s something being hidden for sure.
It took some time for the dark magic absorbed through the ritual sacrifice of Lindsey Graham to fully restore Mitch to a shadow of his living self.
included the souls of several youthful children from asia.
Every ladybug contained the essence of one youth. One young male, kept on Lindsey Graham’s body. Lindsey was the unholy vessel of the philosopher’s kidney stones. A host like no other. They had to use every single ladybug on Mitch. It wasn’t enough…
its the phylactery, why else would elaine chao go to china, she needed reincarination spells.
Took time to find a guy kinda looking like him and the bit of plastic surgery to add Mitches face skin to theirs.
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