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This is a 100% proper shitpost
Yes, that’s the point of the community called “shitpost”
Source?
big, if true
I’m sorry, but I’m not reading that. Could you please reference a source which respects traditional Christian values?
Could you please reference a source that claims that my source violates Christian values?
The bible
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A proper shitpost in my politics sub? It’s more likely than you think.
Reminds me of something a classmate in primary school said about corn on the cob: throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside
Use energy to heat the house. Use energy to make food cold inside the fridge which is inside the warm house.
Snip snap, snip snap!
You’ve no idea of physical toll. three vescatomys have on a person.
If you show this to an Italian person IRL they’d probably send you to a hospital
/s
I don’t know why the last panel got me so good. Maybe it’s the subtly larger font size that made me read it as if it were the last line before the bass drops
it was the bottom left one for me xD
That one gave me a double-take, I had to think about it for a moment
Not pictured:
- Wet the wets (chewing/first stage of digestion).
- Dry the wets (second stage of digestion).
- Wet the drys (defecating into the toilet).
our properties out here are so dry it will take at least a couple days of solid rain to erase the drought. the last couple months everyone around us has gotten rain but it always fades out before reaching us. dunno why. i watch the radar every time some rain gets close, but just like a hex if a front line long enough to hit us splits apart and literally goes around leaving us parched. gave up on my yard last month because of it
Wouldn’t liquid rain be better?
when said “solid” i meant non stop
One “cut the drys” missing.
Monster
I guess most cooking is a lengthy series of wetting the dries and drying the wets. Farm to table, dry to wet.
It’s almost like how most city-scale power generation is still just larger and more technical ways to produce steam.
Mmmm power steam
I thought we were having sour steam
Except battery, wind, solar, hydro and gas in places still using SCGT - IIRC some data centres are using SCGTs because its cheaper in the short term than a more efficient CCGT.
for satellites add RTGs to the list
That and making cold things hot and hot things cold.
Making cold things hot and hot things cold is just a by product of the wettening and dryening processes
Mmmm wet
Moist?
Depends on how much processing the food gets, I suppose. Not all food is heavily processed. Fresh and frozen vegetables and fruits, for instance.
I guess that depends on whether you consider a frozen vegetable a wet or a dry.
upon closer investigation, i notice that water is added before each processing step and removed afterwards.
- give water to the plants so they can do the growing, then remove moisture from harvest to make it shelf-stable.
- mix flour with water to shape to dough, then dry the finished noodles to make them shelf-stable.
- mix noodles with water for cooking, then remove the water
- mix the noodles with sauce to make it easier digestible.
This wets my dry … mouth
This is magnificent comrade.
Can i join your religion sir?
Middle bottom is wetting the wets, isn’t it?
Dude just wipe
Bidet all the way.
I’m picky my bidet must have warm water. Unless it’s fucking hot, then I use the cold tap guest bathroom bidet.
No cuz you just Dried the Wets in the collander, so they’re Drys now.
I get that commentor’s thought though. Even though excess water was strained off of the noodles, no one would really consider them dry at that point.
Not wet-less, but just less-wets
Dampen the damps
