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chazwhiz@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Notice: The Federation Food & Drug Administration has issued a recall on all Leola Root after contamination by Phage

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Notice: The Federation Food & Drug Administration has issued a recall on all Leola Root after contamination by Phage

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chazwhiz@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Airica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    She’s just looking for the good stuff!

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      Sorry, cake is recalled, cross contamination with Cardassian Voles.

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    • chazwhiz@lemmy.worldOP
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      That’s recalled too. Macrovirus.

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        Soo… we’re left with… bio neural gel packs?

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          Umm, checking…. Nope, strangely they got recalled for some sort of Barclay-based reason involving the holodeck… ew.

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    Leeloo Root? I’m so confused

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      Meat Popsicles are also recalled.

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        That’s an awful thing to call Leeloo

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        So you are saying I should multi-pass on them?

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          Multi-smash or multi-pass.

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    Me in the kitchen when we’re out of my favourite snack

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      Then you go to store, buy your favorite snack, and eat it on the way home

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    I mean damn she skinny as hell no wonder she fuckin hangry.

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    Set weapons to does-not-phase-me

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      Gagh is also recalled, someone found a worm in some.

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        Gagh was recalled. Turns out someone just went to the local bait shop

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          How to catch a Klingon

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        A dead worm in Gagh - that’s disgusting!!? They need to invest greater care in keeping them alive.

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