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minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up165·3 days agoThis reads like some very iffy fan fiction.
minus-squareneukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·3 days agoNO WEIRDOS, BEARDOES, OR WOMEN, ONLY STRONG, HOT, MUSCULAR, DTF MEN.
minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoThat always makes me laugh. Discreet? Oh you mean I can’t publish your name in my weekly zine? Damn!
minus-squareSanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoDiscreet is basically always code for I’m cheating on my wife.
minus-squaremeat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·3 days agoRight? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus’s manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoonly if it’s the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoCan we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoIt was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
minus-squareSeralth@piefed.seralth.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoAww the eye lasers are the best part.
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoThe edgy atheist in me wants to say “so add it to the Bible.”
This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.
Written by Hegesth.
NO WEIRDOS, BEARDOES, OR WOMEN, ONLY STRONG, HOT, MUSCULAR, DTF MEN.
AND DISCREET
That always makes me laugh. Discreet? Oh you mean I can’t publish your name in my weekly zine? Damn!
Discreet is basically always code for I’m cheating on my wife.
Right? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus’s manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.
only if it’s the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.
Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don’t meant to pry if it’s a sensitive topic, though.
It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.
Aww the eye lasers are the best part.
*Yiffy
The edgy atheist in me wants to say “so add it to the Bible.”