Speak for yourself. I’m a dude and currently smell like oranges and lavender
I got a floral smelling perfume that was labelled “for men”. Really liked it. But got told a bunch of times “someone’s wearing a lovely women’s perfume”. Maybe I just want to smell like flowers too goddamnit.
I just straight up started wearing women’s perfume. I really like sweet and powdery smells, as well as vanilla notes. You don’t really get stuff like that ‘for men’, but their stupid labels can’t stop me.
No shade, everyone should enjoy good perfume
someone’s wearing a lovely women’s perfume"
I just really have to clarify whether someone actually said these specific words to you
Right? I’m a fairly big hairy bikery punkerish type. I am told I look intimidating.
But if you get up close what you’re going to smell is blueberries and vanilla!
I don’t know what “Ocean Charge” is supposed to smell like but it was cheap.
I just use cheap products and if they don’t pass my “do they work” test I dont ever buy that one again. My body wash test is extremely simple. If I wash my armpits and I can still feel antiperspirant still there after, the body wash fails and I’ll never buy it again.
If it washes it all out… It passes.
Edit: That said some products by the same company fail while others don’t. I found a pomegranate one time that worked extremely well and I swore I was going to stick with that moving forward… It apparently was limited time couldn’t find it again and the next product I bought from the same brand failed my test… So I was sad.
Clearly “Ocean Charge” is supposed to smell like the king of Atlantis
Nice.
me spending a bunch of time and money to find and buy unscented stuff:
Just put this liquid aluminium smelling like asphalt and excavator under your arms, bro
Check the organic/natural isle of your grocery store and look for the Potassium Alum based deodorant. They look like a block of crystal. They’re natural and non-aluminum. They also come in unscented variants. Best of all, they’re cheap.
I have one, they’re super great astringents for stopping bleeding of small cuts :D sadly they’re not very effective on my level of sweat/stink 😭 though they are better than nothing so I use mine as a backup when I’ve run out of aluminum chlorohydtate antiperspirant. They are indeed cheap if you know where to look, and I’ve never had one run out (I just drop them and they break 😂)
of note, potassium alum / any alum mineral does actually contain aluminum ions by definition. they are known to be non-irritating to some people who have a reaction to more mainstream antiperspirant ingredients (e.g. aluminum chlorohydrate, aluminum chloride) hence their popularity as an alternative
The gender product grift is laughable. And yet people eat it up. I couldn’t believe the first time I saw these at almost 2x markup of regular unscented baby wipes:
Just use a bidet
The best decision of my life. Have the one that’s hand held so its simple and easy to repair but I can never go back to just toilet paper, I just feel dirty.
Whoooa, brand name so I can look?
No idea, there’s no logo and it was bought long ago. Just any bidet shower will do I suppose. It’s not a complicated device. Make sure it has stop valve just in case something happens with the shower head, we have hard water here so it can get clogged up over time and needs cleaning.
Yes but baby wipes are for ✨ ^baby bottoms^ ✨, while the XL wipes are for ASS.
Never mind the probably small size difference or the fact you can use two.
The pink tax has been replaced with the black tax
I’m much more of the “what does Costco have” kinda guy
The Mr. Bronners peppermint soap is invigorating. Wife says it’s too invigorating for her cracks, but I like it.
Tea tree and peppermint, keep those the fuck out of my shower. 😄
I’d love to buy a body wash that isn’t marketed to people that want to fuck sharks for the government.
Dr. Bronner’s comes in normal scents and works really well as long as you don’t mind it being covered with the ramblings of a madman.
My favorite is peppermint because it feels tingly.
Yeah that’s a good reminder. I need to go back to that stuff.
What the fuck does an F-16 smell like?
Freedom.
Ah. Gunpowder.
Exactly
Jet fuel, burst eardrums, and wasteful spending.
Jet fuel and hydraulic oil, mostly.
Smells like https://youtu.be/MhQ5678cJU8
Not been in an F-16, but C-130s have a distinctive smell to them.
Obsolescence
Oil (pronounced Oooyl, one syllable)
Me wearing lavender mint deodorant:
Tactical body wash with essence of slaughterhouse, IPAs at the axe throwing place, and gym floor mats covered in sweat from the bois.
Don’t forget the blood from the UFC fighting mat
Agree except for passion fruit. Passion fruit only goes well in POG… Passion Orange Guava. I has all three separately as a kid and never had the audacity to cross the streams. But when I last visited Hawaii, POG was their drink. It’s like salsa in Mexico or Mexico ketchup at McDonalds. POG is Hawaii and passion belongs there. Passion fruit in a deodorant… Hmmm, start with passion fruit as a basic thing that is food. If I was stranded in a small island full of passion fruit vines I would rip up the vines to go fish. I’m vegan, but I cannot be fed passion fruit. I have an extreme disdain for the aftertaste. I think I’m ok with the initial taste. But add orange and guava and things start looking good. But as a deodorant? How about a banana? Peal it and stick it up your armpits? Hmmm… Don’t know man.
Apparently, women are supposed to smell like things while men are supposed to smell like concepts.
I AM THE CONCEPT OF TIME
You can also smell like Greek mythology (I got ‘Heroic’ and ‘Colossus’ lol)
Im trying not to smell like the dark abyss of eternal existental crissis. That is why I need deoderant to begin with. I just dont know why so many of them smell like desperate raging hormone.
My deodorant apparently smells of “dry impact” and I guess, the color red…?
As in, they have another deodorant in the shops of the same brand, identical description on the label, except it uses blue as the highlight color and it says “dry active” instead.
Like, those pictures are way too concrete in the meme. I just get to smell like concepts.
My deodorant apparently smells of “dry impact” and I guess, the color red…?
Mine smells of dry impact and the colors blue AND red!
It basically smells like the absence of me sweating the moment I so much as IMAGINE being hot 🤷🏻
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I buy manly vanilla or citrus deodorant because I am a manly man.
