I’m going to eat a whole jar of this seasoning straight just to exercise my freedoms

Background blur? Who asked for this?

Just looks like a bunch of bullshit that ensures my 5 year old phone can’t run the app with any reasonable response time.

The guy has perfected the previously unknown 1001 yard stare

Pretty sure this gets them on a no fly list to heaven too

According to the report, Ukraine also suggested using SpaceX’s military-grade Starshield network if Musk refuses to authorize Starlink, although Ukrainian officials said Starshield would be more expensive and harder to integrate into existing drone systems.

This is in the linked article. Kyiv Post and UA officials disagree that they’re essentially the same, and they want starlink.

Souns crazy, but it turns out someone made a whole tool that just highlights countries on a map, as if there was a need to do that before AI or something.

Made a quick map highlighting these 6 countries so we can all more easily join in on making fun of the AI.

I’m all for giving Ukraine this type of capability, but tying the capability with a civilian product name has massive risks that used to mostly just be theory until wildberries warehouses started exploding. I just checked Amazon, there’s a LOT of starlink for sale on there.

In a long winded, hand wavey way, Elons massive need to be the center of attention makes your local amazon distribution center a legitimate military target with deals like this.

Wait…wait. yes let’s do this.

When you go to Luigi them, make sure the bullet ricochets off the ground so they don’t have a life insurance claim.

Boycotts don’t stop EA money. They have superbowl ad money. The market of consumers that really just don’t give a shit about this is way too large, and they will go with what’s advertised to them constantly.

I’m not saying don’t boycott them. I have for decades. I’ve preached that for decades. It doesn’t work, the AAA dev is going to still have the main stage during every gaming convention and there will still be some weird ass overnight line to be the first one to buy corporate slop game 2026.

Way too professional imo. They just invite the same behavior. Toss her off the plane halfway through the trip.

I think the answer is already in the question.

Naw but he’s gonna draft some laws right now, it’s cool he’s got this

Just to make sure I understand this correctly. The best images we have of this system that jams ukranian drones is a video of a ukranian drone casually idling by it? The brain drain hit russia hard, didn’t it?

How intense does the laser need to be to damage the meta glasses camera sensor? No, I’m not concerned about the wearers eyeballs. maybe Meta can add a protective coating to the lenses to protect them from all the lasers pointed at their face.

Understand that people are going to attempt to hurt you when you wear these.

I was really hoping to see him fall down in public at least one more time. I’ll have to settle for this I guess.

Have you seen the bread and circuses these days?

A cool and rebellious act to mask some severe daddy issues. “No dad, what about you!”