Unpopular opinion: first time I saw the Pokemon anime, I immediately thought about dogs fights: dogs love you even if you mistreat them, and have them fight each other for no reason falls definitely into that.
When they’re wounded, you’ll take them to a
Pokemon hospitalvet. Everyone knows what happens. No question needed. The vet/cute little doctor will pretend to have sympathy but never scolds the trainer to have put the dog/Pokemon in that situation in the first place.I never figured how Pokemon trainers can send them to battles and then be horrified if they get hurt. Like the fuck you think would happen eventually??
Pokemon trainers are like those fighting dogs trainers, with nice excuses and a rosy narrative.
Nurse Joy frequently scolds people for abusing their Pokemon
Agreed. Never got into pokemon, it just…reeked of animal abuse, even when i was a kid
Ufda. You doing okay, anon?
But you really should not try to catch them all.
You sound just like that judge.
I’m pretty sure he was issuing you a gentleman’s challenge
Is anyone else having to chop a few bits off to make them fit in the ball?
You’re feeding them too much then
Martial arts are quite common from like 4-5yo already
I saw some brothers play fighting who were obviously in some sort of martial arts and it was pretty brutal. It started with the older brother trying to stick some thing on the little brother then quickly escalated to flurries of kicks
Yeah I’ve seen judo competition matches between 7-10 year olds, those are brutal
Pokemon exist, they’re called animals and we eat billions per year
Few fit in my pocket though so no, not “pocket monsters” (aka poke’mon). Hamsters, tarantula? Cows do not fit in pockets.
Pokemon aren’t really either. They average at 71 Kilos and 1.25 Meters.
And boy are they delicious
Well… They used to exist. We killed off most of the coolest Pokemon in most regions
Don’t listen to the naysayers, train those toddlers!
Animals?
Yes, this body is animal. It must eat to see tomorrow, hydrate, and reproduce.
If we had the Gom Jabbar test of the Bene Geserit, how many would fail? But they only do that to Bene Geserit acolytes or students. Yes, Rabban and Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen probably never were tested.
Not a dog?
Absolutely not. Everyone understands what a dog is saying, and a dog is predictably as obedient as you raised it to be.
Not a husky.
frowned upon ? why we send kids to schools then ?
To learn coop, until they receive their inheritance?
Imagine a Pokemon whose master fucks with it by wrongly understanding it. Like having a pet that you get to interpret however you please and if it acts out you put it back in its ball until it decides to behave.
Really? Never heard of “nap time?”
Did we all just forget about the daycare fight clubs that were happening all across America a few years ago?
You can absolutely throw toddlers like Pokémon if you try hard enough.
I have been capturing wild children and feeding them rare candies, but they are just getting fat and sick. What level do they evolve at!? Or maybe they don’t evolve with level? Do they need an evolution stone? Or do I need to trade them with someone else for another child?
Trade them for more evolved ones.
idk what you’re talking about, I’m p sure Bulbasaur would be better at Cutting down trees than these lazy toddlers are
and that they are expensive af
