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MAXIMUM STRENGTH SHIT LIQUIFIER for girls!
“Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.”
Nah, I don’t think it’ll work on a man because it’s for women.
It’s pink. For girls.
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Is there an actual medical reason to have different laxatives for men and women, or is this a weird marketing thing?
I’m not a doctor, but maybe it’s to make sure it’s safe for someone who is (or may be) pregnant?
Could also just be marketing too of course.
That’d be my guess, too. Probably lowers the risk of women pooping out the baby before they want to.
I’d guess this is probably the only plausible reason, other than marketing bs.
Women don’t poo
They do now.
Hence the laxatives
Is that why poor wife gets grumpy? Because she isn’t pooping?
Only one way to find out
Mag citrate here we come!
Serious question: what makes a laxative a “women’s laxative”?
Pink bottle
And it costs twice as much.
What happens if a man takes it?
A random woman shits her pants.
Instant transition
They put estrogen in the laxatives now? The liberals really got busy after the midterms.
Well, considering these are women’s laxatives, I suppose that would be considered theft
pregante
gregante
They shit glitter
oh no my diverticula
Well it’s common knowledge that women don’t poop and men do… So he might implode as a side effect.
You’re thinking of seagulls. Women don’t poop and seagulls do.
It makes you take a shit, but like in a cute way.
They’re referred to as birds for a reason
probably more atuned to a woman’s body than a man’s
You can’t have the definition of a word contain the word to describe itself
ok
Salty
Containing or having the qualities of salt.
your poop will smell like roses?
Why is there a specific women’s laxative?
It’s the “gentle variation?”
My wife will be the first to say that if she is constipated, she doesn’t want “gentle variation”. She wants a Niagara Falls.
✨targeted marketing✨
(It’s the exact same price and active ingredients, just pink)
I see we are making pointlessly gendered laxatives now.
pink tax
Does women’s laxative have no effect on men? 🤔
I imagine if it’s not just marketing it’d be a slightly lower dose to account for differences in average body mass
Just swap the contents, so if you you accidentally grab the wrong bottle, you’ll still be taking what you wanted
Nah, mix them together in the same bottle. You won’t sneeze while you’re unconscious and shitting the bed
A chemist walks into the store he owns… and he sees a woman, leaning up against a wall near the counter.
“What’s wrong with her?” he asks his assistant.
"She was sneezing and needed allergy medicine, " explains the assistant, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold her a bottle of laxatives instead.”
“WHAT?” bellows the chemist. “You can’t treat allergies with laxatives!!!”
“Of course you can,” replies the assistant, pointing at the woman. “Look at her, she’s too scared to sneeze now!”
You know how you sometimes walk into a public bathroom and just mutter “what the hell” while walking slowly backward? That’s how those whoopsie doodles happen.
My wife was making banana bread and a similar disaster was waiting to happen as the Cinnamon and Cumin are sold in nearly identical-looking containers. The inevitable happened and we ended up with banana bread that tasted like it was seasoned with taco seasoning!
When I was a kid I made dinner and used dessicated coconut instead of breadcrumbs in the meatballs by mistake
We had that happen with cinnamon and ginger. They had both almost the same colored packaging and the color of the spice itself also didn’t differ a lot. We needed ginger for the recipe and ended up with cinnamon. It wasn’t completely ruined, but it was more like something to get it over with while eating instead of enjoying it.
Was it awful?
They were surprisingly edible. Honestly the chocolate chips provided the needed reprieve from the cumin, but we did end up tossing about half of it after a week of nibbling at it and laughing anew about the mistake
I took this as a guy cause there was nothing left in the house and I had a period
Was it brown?
No the bottle is white but the tablets are pink. Honestly I thought it was Pepto.
Can’t complain about allergies while shitting your guts out
Watch me edit wait shit
I refuse to use a pill bottle labeled for women. Not because of any fear of using women’s products, but because of the pink tax. I bet that bottle costs a whole dollar more than a generic laxative.
Stool loudener
