I assume this is how they got the idea for Too Many Cooks.
Adrenaline and cortisol baby, we ride the chaos in this house
Also your brain sings it with the wrong words even though you know the right words.
Mine played the theme to Family Matters instead.
Brain: Cortisol? Iʻll pump more of that out.
I cant even get cortisol! (I have addisons )
Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer named Contact Mike.
I have this superpower where I can change the channel at will, but, it’s only cheesy 90’s hits OR 90’s eurodance. Still, beats a one line repeat.
My brain always replays 10 seconds of pop music or old commercials songs.
Does it have any Bavarian cream donuts?
It’s everywhere I look
For me, it’s always Friends.
“So no one told you life was gonna be this way…” on repeat, because I can never remember the next line.
[Mumble mumble] “You’re broke” [mumble mumble] “DOA…”
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOAAAA
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear,
and when it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,
you know, I’ll be there for youuuuu
(That’s up to where I know)
👏👏👏👏
There’s other verses!
How could you forget that your love life is DOA…
Is it like you’re always stuck in second gear?
Mabey it has not been your week…
I hope someone is there for you.
Me: im bored but have to sit through this, how about some patience? Brain: sorry all i got is pure rage
Great, so which Thrash/Metal song are we hyper fixating on today?
Inside Neil Cicierega’s mind
The past few days it has been “Where the goth girls at” circulating through my noggin (I think I only heard that Queens of the Stone Age song once).
