ModerateImprovement@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creator to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agoConservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.stateline.orgexternal-linkmessage-square177linkfedilinkarrow-up1539arrow-down16
arrow-up1533arrow-down1external-linkConservatives push to declare fetuses as people, with far-reaching consequences.stateline.orgModerateImprovement@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creator to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square177linkfedilink
minus-squareGranbo's Holy Hotrod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down1·2 years agoI have about a million pre-people in this tissue. Can I get a tax break?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 years agoEvery time you masturbate, God kills a kitten you go to prison for mass murder.
minus-squareJaymesRS@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoI miss the internet of the era of Domo-kun memes.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up3·2 years agoHmmm. Who gets the mass murder charge for all the sperm after sex?? Just kidding, this is America. The woman gets charged.
minus-squarelumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·2 years agoFucking mega-Hitler over here asking for a donation. How do you live with yourself for killing so many millions of people of young age?
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoWait til you hear about the Cronus wannabes swallowing them all whole! Despicable.
minus-squaretobogganablaze@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoLife begins at ejaculation!
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoOn the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign? On the other: Now they’re just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you’re clocked out, you’re g2g. On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.
minus-squareMuun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoThis was probably written and printed off by an employee as a joke… and it’s really funny.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoYes! If your net worth is over $100M, that is.
I have about a million pre-people in this tissue. Can I get a tax break?
Every time you masturbate,
God kills a kittenyou go to prison for mass murder.I miss the internet of the era of Domo-kun memes.
Hmmm. Who gets the mass murder charge for all the sperm after sex??
Just kidding, this is America. The woman gets charged.
Fucking mega-Hitler over here asking for a donation.
How do you live with yourself for killing so many millions of people of young age?
Wait til you hear about the Cronus wannabes swallowing them all whole! Despicable.
Life begins at ejaculation!
Just do it on your own time.
On the one hand: ew. Also, how does anyone know enough to put up an actual sign?
On the other: Now they’re just advertising this as an option. According to the sign, as long as you’re clocked out, you’re g2g.
On both hands: Make sure you clock out first.
This was probably written and printed off by an employee as a joke… and it’s really funny.
Yes! If your net worth is over $100M, that is.