My hands look like that so her hands can look like this
The sheer difference in meaning before and after watching Evangelion is astonishing.
I’m so fucked up
Might wanna see a doctor about that
Yeah, that’s a classic case of Acute Waifuitis. If you notice your firend’s computer hardware starts manifesting anime girls, treat that as a cry for help. He won’t be aware of it, but you may be his only hope.
Early symptoms include disrupted sleep cycle due to binge-watching seasonal anime at 3 AM, developing strong opinions about dub vs. sub, and using obscure anime references in real world situations.
It can progress to full-blown Weeb Ascension Syndrome, where you start collecting figurines you can’t afford, and unironically using Japanese honorifics with your friends.
Better get that checked out before you wake up one day with a katana collection and a part-time job at an anime convention.
No big deal, just lick the excess off your fingers and carry on.
I think I’m going to be sick…
Weeb goo.
You are being assimilated. You are Borg. The Borg queen sends you this message: Resistance is futile.
Disgusting.
its a reference to end of NGE, where shinji jerks off to asukas unconscious body when he saw her boob through the sheets.
Ear wax?
Thermal paste.
Decepticon semen.
Don’t ask me how I know.
How do you know?
rocks back and forth sobbing
Personal lubricant.
Is there even a theoretical use for thermal paste on a graphics card? Are those heatsinks even removable
Yes. Yes.
All jokes aside, you probably don’t ever want to get that stuff on your skin or injest it
