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cm0002@europe.pub to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago

Helen of Scandinavia

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Helen of Scandinavia

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cm0002@europe.pub to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago
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    Aryan Jesus would approve.

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    Helen of Tromsø

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    I can’t help but wonder if this was posted by someone who didn’t care about history, and just wanted to compliment a woman they thought was remarkably beautiful.

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      Doesn’t seem that way

      https://xcancel.com/ArtisanAles1/status/2078954828844146971#m

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        Oh well. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, which means I’m wrong A LOT. Thanks for adding context!

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        That looks like AI anyway. Look how her shirt in the right pic falls weird.

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          Or the fact that, while in the exact same lpcation, even on the same chair, she is wearing an entirely different outift, top and bottom

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            Pretty sure she just works there. Looks like she’s the hostess

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          I don’t think she is. I’ve been seeing her skits for a while. There’s just lots of artifacts on that screenshot

          Here: https://www.tiktok.com/@jennarenee.s/video/7221288622887324974

          I had to go to TikTok for this. I hope it’s appreciated lol

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            Yeah but now I have to go to TikTok.

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          https://www.tiktok.com/@jennarenee.s/video/7221288622887324974
          https://www.tiktok.com/@jennarenee.s/video/7215731084120624427

          • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM
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            Hmmm, still not convinced. Especially on that second one. These seem very set up, unless they have time to do skits while working for that drive up.

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              Three years ago (check the date on the tiktok post) video models were terrible. There is no way.

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              Because shops are always full throttle from opening till closing.

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          Hair clip is fucked too.

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            Whoa, that’s hilarious. She’s starting a new fashion trend by half hair-clipping your overalls.

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              In fairness, thats a good way to store a hair clip you’ve taken out if you don’t have a bag or something to stash it in. I have definitely done that.

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              I’ve seen that being done since the 90’s at least. Pretty common among the hair clip wearing crowd

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      Or maybe they’re not commenting on her appearance at all and saying she owns a marina with 1,000 ships.

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        Also possible lol

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    They’d be mad if a movie about Shaka and the Zulus had any black actors in it.

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      “Why would you make a movie about black people? That’s racist.” - MAGA

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      They wouldn’t watch it

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    It goes from this:

    to this:

    https://www.npr.org/2022/07/12/1109995973/we-know-greek-statues-werent-white-now-you-can-see-them-in-color

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    These are probably the same morons who think Jesus was fair-skinned with blue eyes.

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      They just throw out the rationalization that Jesus appears to people in their own form or some shit. Nevermind he hasn’t appeared in a few thousand years.

      What I find incredibly racist and chauvinistic is that if you look for “what color was Jesus” a large chunk of the returns are “Was Jesus actually (black, brown, some other skin tone than white)?”

      These people start from the White Jesus and ask if a man from 2200 years ago living in the Middle East was some other color than white. Nah.

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    Too weak to be Scandinavian, just look at those minuscule shoulders.

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      Looks Swedish to me.

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        Heah? Yeah

        Hair? Yeah

        Body: mmm nah

        Do you know where the Valkyries come from?

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    If the girl looks like DLSS5, she’s prompted y’all.

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    Well do remember that the Greeks of today would look almost nothing like the Greeks of the Bronze Age. Numerous migration waves and foreign conquerors have come in those intervening 3,000 years.

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      Nefrititi lived 3000 years ago and based on her bust wouldn’t look out of place in most Mediterranean countries today, there’s no reason to think contemporaneous Greeks would look any less Mediterranean.

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      That’s not really true, especially in southern Greece. DNA studies have shown the modern Greek people share around 90% of their ancestry with ancient Minoans and Myceenans. In the South, especially on islands like Crete they’re virtually the same. In the North there is some admixture mostly with Slavic and Balkans, and some traces from the Ottoman empire.

      Relatively short term occupations or small migrations tend to change an ethnic groups DNA less than you would think. After 4 generations you would end up with the same scenario of seeing the whitest person you have ever seen claiming they’re 1/16th Cherokee.

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    Just say that you’d march to troy for her. Its fine

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    It’s mental that people think Greeks were blonde haired with blue eyes, while Hispanics (and up until recently Italians and the Irish) didn’t even qualify as white.

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      Look, a thousand or so years before that, god had realized that even if he personally impregnated some dark little middle eastern girl without her consent, the best he could hope for was a light skinned son with brown hair. It was so disappointing that he didn’t even notice when they tortured the boy to death. Heck, when the little fucker showed up all unexpected at gods front door, god was so surprised that he accidentally drove his soul back into the corpse and reanimated it. What a mess that was! That little brown haired zombie bastard running around scaring the hell out of people… lol.
      Anyway, fast forward a thousand years and god had realized that if he wanted to reset the color palette on the human race, he was going to go west a skosh and start with something a little lighter. That worked out pretty well at first but eventually turned into its own complete mess.

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      Look the ancient rom- I mean greeks were bronze, that’s a totally different color from hispanic. Unfortunately bronze doesn’t exist anymore and all the scrolls were written in black and white so we can never verify this.

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    Troy, Michigan

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    D…do they think that’s what a Woman from Post Bronze age collapse Sparta would look like?

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    Her hair isn’t straight it has a wave to it.

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    Is that AI or real person I’m just confused by why there’s two pictures that are obviously taken in the same place but she’s wearing different outfits.

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      It’s a real person on two different days.

      Why they chose two pictures? No fucking idea.

      First one is like the stupid promo tiktok for the business/for her own tiktok, second one must be an Instagram post or maybe someone met her and went “you’re the lady from tiktok!! Can I get a picture?”

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      I think it’s just two photos of some random girl at the place she works.

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