Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down11
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imageRemember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 days agoWell, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
minus-squarelookitsjustin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-25 days agoI also have a two-for-one deal.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days ago payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 days agoNow that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
who is nick
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.