Shave your nuts with a double edge razor like a real man.
Do they have one for head and taint?
🎵 Heaaad, shoulders, knees and taint (knees and taint) 🎵
… Why does the head have hair
You still could not pay me enough to put any electric razor near my sensitive bits, no matter how it’s advertised.
Just curious, what do you use?
I don’t really shave, to be honest. Trim the weeds occasionally with some scissors, but it’s too much upkeep to keep the coinpurse smooth.
You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
It’s fine. Got two Philips OneBlade for free when they were doing promotions in bars about a decade ago, and they’ve served me well for both face and groin.
