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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.

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Remember when you had to buy a separate one? Now just get one to do both.

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Do they have one for head and taint?

    • cheat700000007@lemmy.world
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      … Why does the head have hair

    • LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub
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      🎵 Heaaad, shoulders, knees and taint (knees and taint) 🎵

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    10 hours ago

    Shave your nuts with a double edge razor like a real man.

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    You still could not pay me enough to put any electric razor near my sensitive bits, no matter how it’s advertised.

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      You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

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        To shave my balls or yours?

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          Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

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            Is that per ball?

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              I also have a two-for-one deal.

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            Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.

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      It’s fine. Got two Philips OneBlade for free when they were doing promotions in bars about a decade ago, and they’ve served me well for both face and groin.

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        I really like the oneblade. The main issue with them is that they fling the hairs everywhere 😭

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      Just curious, what do you use?

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        I don’t really shave, to be honest. Trim the weeds occasionally with some scissors, but it’s too much upkeep to keep the coinpurse smooth.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          I don’t even want it fully shaved because then I get hella ingrown hairs.

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