I did this in an elevator at college on my way up to pick up girls for lunch. But took the stairwell on the way down while they took the elevator. I ran down to see their reaction as they got off. They looked like I did leaving the gas chamber in basic training.
I am a farter, as was my father and his father before him. My son is learning the ways of the farter tho I bemoan that he values frequency over potency.
Pies, choux pastry and a roasted egg for breakfast.
You can rack eggs up incredibly fast.
When bored of the above, tortilla de patatas, filodough packs, quiche Lorraine, add as a side, even Ramen with a single egg in is plenty to reach 3 a day
That’s only about 2.5 eggs per day. Cook a 3 egg omelette for breakfast for 4 days, and you’ve already used up a dozen. Make some egg salad for lunch a few times, and cook a few pans of brownies or cookies, and you’ll burn through them easily.
“When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I’m roughly the size of a barge!”
I did this in an elevator at college on my way up to pick up girls for lunch. But took the stairwell on the way down while they took the elevator. I ran down to see their reaction as they got off. They looked like I did leaving the gas chamber in basic training.
Name checks out.
I am a farter, as was my father and his father before him. My son is learning the ways of the farter tho I bemoan that he values frequency over potency.
I’m fartin’ over here!
I was trying to finish a 18 eggs in a week because I needed to travel
The level of sulfur in my farts was comparable to visiting a sulfur mine. It was absolutely brutal.
I did not finish all 18. 18 is a lot of eggs. I am not Gaston or Cool Hand Luke.
18 in a week sounds very doable, 3 a day isn’t much and you finish in 6 days.
It is doable, but I also wasn’t that committed after a few days.
I gave them to a family member instead
Breakfast burritos everyday bro
Haha I love eggs but it’d be hard for me to get to 18 in a week. Maybe deviled eggs.
Pies, choux pastry and a roasted egg for breakfast.
You can rack eggs up incredibly fast.
When bored of the above, tortilla de patatas, filodough packs, quiche Lorraine, add as a side, even Ramen with a single egg in is plenty to reach 3 a day
That’s only about 2.5 eggs per day. Cook a 3 egg omelette for breakfast for 4 days, and you’ve already used up a dozen. Make some egg salad for lunch a few times, and cook a few pans of brownies or cookies, and you’ll burn through them easily.
I may have been too narrowly focused for this.
Between fried eggs, egg sandwiches, deviled eggs and baking, you can go through 18 quite easily no?
I did two eggs for breakfast and a fried egg sandwich for 3 days, then just the sandwich, then omelettes, but it wasn’t enough.
I’ve never made devils eggs, I guess I should have tried. Ended up giving them to family.
My so has a brownie recipe that takes 6 eggs. A double batch of that and you’re good!
Best line in the whole movie/musical IMO:
“When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I’m roughly the size of a barge!”
Gave 'em a dutch lift.