I’d certainly lean into my old man status and demand a paper menu. They must have them. Phone batteries die, people don’t bring their phones, etc. Or, do they really turn away customers who don’t have access to the stupid online menu?

I don’t use instagram either, and I certainly would not install an app just to look at a damn menu. I’d already be expecting to pay through the nose for middling quality food. I’m not going to jump through hoops to order it.

(Add this to the list of reasons I don’t actually eat out anymore.)