This is a toilet thought, please ban me mods.

  • Fleur_@aussie.zoneOP
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    3 days ago

    This isn’t true because I can squeeze the tip of my foreskin and the pee will start spraying everywhere super fast. Similar to covering the end of a hose with my thumb.

    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social
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      3 days ago

      Similar to the hose, your feeble attempts at restriction only make the stream stronger.

      There is a fundamental pressure being restricted. IF she has a bigger urethra than you, she’ll wreck you. If she has a narrow urethra, she might be in the same support group as Hank Hill.

      Either way, the fundamental limit of how much pee can flow will always follow a basic function.

      • can_you_change_your_username@fedia.io
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        2 days ago

        I used to think that women had larger urethras than men because female catheters are larger. A post similar to this one caused me to do a bit of reading though. Women’s urethras are actually a little smaller on average. They can use larger stiffer catheters because their urethras are much shorter and almost straight. Men’s catheters have to be narrower because they have to be flexible to go through men’s longer curvier urethras.

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        3 days ago

        I don’t even think you know what you’re talking about let alone what I’m talking about.

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        3 days ago

        Damn, that’s crazy. Do you think the shape of someone’s genitalia has an effect on that velocity and diameter?

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          2 days ago

          The optimal genitalia for urination has zero length. Imagine a frictionless laminar flow from a razor edged hole in your torso!

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            2 days ago

            I’ve definitely seen public bathrooms where the previous occupant may have been utilising this technique

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                2 days ago

                Doesn’t matter how smooth the piss flows, when it’s coming out the torso it ain’t hitting the toilet

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              2 days ago

              You are doing a great job at showing everyone you have no idea what you’re talking about. What you replied to says there wouldn’t be any splatter etc.

              This post very single reply you’ve made here has only ticked more boxes on the list of showing your idiocy, ignorance and inability to understand basic concepts.

              • Fleur_@aussie.zoneOP
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                2 days ago

                Don’t let me stop you from having perfect piss aim by performing keyhole surgery on your abdomen

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            2 days ago

            In theory, maybe. Yet in the real world, enough foreskin to interfere with the flow makes for a smoother flow with no spraying.

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      2 days ago

      Yes, partially covering the opening will increase flow speed, but it doesn’t matter how long the hose was before you covered it, so no penis is required to achieve that.

    • tankfox@bookwyr.me
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      2 days ago

      You should try a twist tie, wrench it shut like it’s bread you want to actually keep fresh instead of just twisting it up and tucking it under the loaf like most men do. See what happens!