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minus-squarejtrek@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70·7 days agoI don’t understand what he wants the pedestrian to do. Not cross at all? Wait until there’s no traffic?
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·7 days agoClearly, the pedestrian should get a car, and OP just happens to work at a used car lot.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoWell he’s a blockchain guy so maybe he wants everyone to rent or lease used cars via some DeFi car lending app.
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoAnd when everybody’s driving they’ll complain there is too much traffic and the roads are now clogged.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 days agoBut if they move in a J formation, they won’t successfully cross the street
minus-squarepHr34kY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoI see people press the button and wait when there’s clearly no traffic.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 days agoWell, if there’s a pedestrian traffic light, that’s the legal thing to do
minus-squareiknewitwhenisawit@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoAlso the speed limit there might be 45 miles per hour. Crossing 6 lanes of traffic without a light may be impossible even if there is no traffic when you start!
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoYes, because you have a red light, you stop, press button and wait for green. At least that’s what I’ve been teaching to my kid, maybe I’m wrong?
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoPress button, stay in the lines, if worried about success of your personal injury suit :)
minus-squarepHr34kY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoYou don’t get hit if you don’t expect cars to stop. It’s safer to go on the red.
minus-squareJiral@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoI think he just wants pedestrians to just not exist at all or maybe die trying to cross while traffic is flowing.
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoI’m guessing he wanted the person to wait until it changes for the cars or something
I don’t understand what he wants the pedestrian to do. Not cross at all? Wait until there’s no traffic?
IRL Frogger
Clearly, the pedestrian should get a car, and OP just happens to work at a used car lot.
Well he’s a blockchain guy so maybe he wants everyone to rent or lease used cars via some DeFi car lending app.
And when everybody’s driving they’ll complain there is too much traffic and the roads are now clogged.
Jaywalk.
But if they move in a J formation, they won’t successfully cross the street
Frogger.
I see people press the button and wait when there’s clearly no traffic.
Well, if there’s a pedestrian traffic light, that’s the legal thing to do
Also the speed limit there might be 45 miles per hour. Crossing 6 lanes of traffic without a light may be impossible even if there is no traffic when you start!
Yes, because you have a red light, you stop, press button and wait for green. At least that’s what I’ve been teaching to my kid, maybe I’m wrong?
Press button, stay in the lines, if worried about success of your personal injury suit :)
You don’t get hit if you don’t expect cars to stop. It’s safer to go on the red.
I think he just wants pedestrians to just not exist at all or maybe die trying to cross while traffic is flowing.
I’m guessing he wanted the person to wait until it changes for the cars or something