Rule of thumb: don’t put anything Trump-related into your body
Not even a joke. Who the hell hands you a DJT candy? Does anyone think that person wants you, a drug enjoyer to have a fun time?
It must be ironic to trip on something like that.
each time i hear him im already wondering, whether I’m tripping…
Imagine telling people about it. “My bro and I got our hands on some of those visibly bunk Trump pressies, I literally shit myself for over an hour man. You gotta try them. The come-up feels just like covid”
Here’s a quick explanation on why this batch of pills are dangerous and should be avoided
https://youtube.com/shorts/sGgjd_5YhmQ
Tldw: they have PMMA instead of MDMA. PMMA have the same effects that MDMA, but is stronger and toxic, and in top of that is take hours (instead of the 45/60 min) to take effect so people re dose thinking that the extasis pill was weak.
Edit: Erowid entry on PMMA https://erowid.org/chemicals/pmma/pmma.shtml
Ahh different PMMA than the plastic I burn in my lab. Thought I had stumbled on a gold mine
They have PMMA instead of MDMA
Oh…
Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but, fuck em! Now I don’t use drugs, and never have used this drug, but I feel like if you see an image of trump, and your reaction is “I want that inside of me”, then you kind of deserve disasterous results.
It’s kind of like finding a yellow and black colored snake, and thinking you should pick it up. Sometimes idiots die doing idiot things. I have empathy for 99% of people in most situations. The 1% are when the warning signs are there, and they ignore them.
How are you going to feel sorry for these dipshits who essentially are too stubborn to live?
I’ve purchased ecstasy that had Tesla logos, and I hate Elon Musk. Pretty sure Tesla didn’t personally benefit from that transaction, so I didn’t give it much thought beyond noticing the novelty.
If my dealer had told me “Trump heads are fire, yo”, I probably would have tried one of those.
Buying pills is a very non-political act, even when they look like Trump. The only thing that really matters are whether or not they are cut with uppers or downers to match your preference. If someone ends up in the hospital due to a Trump head pill, it says absolutely nothing about their political affiliation.
Agreed with you, except with the “buying pills is a non-political act”. Buying pills is a political act of freedom and body and mind self determination.
Cheers to that.
Name something assosiated with trump that wasn’t a total scam. Even ifhe wasn’t directly involved. Anything assosiated with his image or likeness. Name anything at all that was properly handled.
Now you want to take that concept, and apply it to drugs, which when mishandled, can kill you.
I’ll wait for your example.
The big baby Trump inflatable that they use at a bunch of the protests springs to mind. Home Alone is decent. Every single Saturday Night Live parody of the man. Kathy Griffin’s severed head photo shoot.
His likeness has been memefied for nearly every purpose, and not all of those purposes have anything to do with his organization or reputation directly.
Toilet paper with Trump’s face on it.
Everything assosiated with trump falls to shit. It’s all inferior quality. Most of the trump shit they sell has nothing to do with trump. I was at a county fair in 2021 and there was a guy selling trump merchandise on one side and Biden merchandise on the other.
You think trump or biden got paid for that? Or did he just silkscreen a bunch of t-shirts and flags?
Trump himself doesn’t have to be assosiated with something to be a scam. When scammers know they can rip you off because you’re easily scammed, and you’re silently telling them that you’re the type to be easily scammed, thats the only inevitable outcome when you buy anything trump related. Now you’re mixing it with drugs that when something is wrong can kill you.
How can I expect any other result?
Bad take. Nobody is buying pills because they like the press. Presses are useful for this exactly motive and they are just as many presses that can be created. Nobody deserves to die because they wanted to party with something that is statistically safer that alcohol, but has to live in dark unregulated markets because governments are stupid and the alcohol and police lobby are stronger that the scientist and doctors that study drugs and alcohol abuse
Personally I would have relished the thought of trumps severed head dissolving in my stomach or crushing it up into powder to shove up my ass. If you think I should die because of this act, then fuck you.
As an old school club kid and raver, it was pretty rare to know right off the bat when a pill would just fucking kill you.
RATED: 0/10 - ☠️POISON☠️
(⚠️DO NOT BUY⚠️)
“Ravers, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and they’re crying and they’re saying ”thank you mister president for this yuge pill,” and everybody know it it the biggest most powerful pill. Bigger than Obama Hussein, bigger than lazy sleepy Joe’s pills. My pill-my pill, it might kill you if you eat it, it might make you see things that aren’t there or say things that aren’t true. My lovely beautiful sexually attractive daughter, she took this pill and she saw god. I asked if it was god with a big G god like we all know and love and she said no, it was Tezcatlipoca the great jag-u-ar god of the Mexicans. And they’re communists and criminals down there in Mexican. They don’t eat my pills. My pills they are made from pure gold that we got from Argentina. Where all the best gold comes from. And I hear all the time how great my pills are. They make you see Mexican god. They make you my beautiful daughter. Very attractive my daughter and a bit tooo old now to be dating. These pills will give you a four hour erection. Everyone gets one. An erection. Men. Women. Children. Horses. They all get the erection. Nobody’s left out. Not with my pill.”
Blatantly fake. There’s no way Trump knows who Tezcatlipoca is, much less how to pronounce it in a sentence well enough for anyone to actually understand him
LMAO.
Looks like a Flintstones vitamin.
Which I wager trump has been in more childrens mouths than those vitamins ever were.
LOL, it has “NL” on it. Was this sourced from the Dutch (who are known to be prolific MDMA bootleggers)?
The firsts to put the alert on it was the Dutch authorities and were found in the Nederlands is pretty probably that they were produced there
ain’t never stop shitting myself in public since I popped em 2 trump percs last week
fake, no red pills in maga world
Well, it is Fox.
Nice of them to make a line to break it in half. That wasn’t a common thing in my day.
suppository use only
/s
Sounds like somebody is illegally smuggling drugs to the US. When does the military bomb him?
If you’re dumb enough to buy them, I say go for it. What’s the worst that could happen?
(That’s not the worst that could happen. In fact, one could say it would be an improvement.)
Sing with me: spoon full of sugar…










