Don’t forget explosive diarrhea!
Is America great yet?
They’re pro data center now too, daddy donny told em to change their minds
That’s a hard glizzy to hork
Don’t forget the diarrhea lettuce
This week it’s tofu
What is it with right-wing populists and being undone by lettuces? Liz Truss in Britain is now synonymous with the lettuce, and she had a simillarly laxative effect on the economy.
The Taylor Farms diarrhea lettuce and diarrhea jalapeño peppers, specifically. The same Taylor Farms that donated to a Trump-aligned super PAC six days before the announced delay of food safety regulations.
ETA: this is only meant to name and shame a big offender, but all large corpos benefit from the disgusting deregulation rampant here in the United Shits of America :’)
See also: Slave labor
They love swallowing. They’re the greatest at it. Nobody swallows better than MAGA! thank you for your attention to this matter.
They love swallowing,
They are the greatest at it,
maga swallows best!
i would put your haiku on my fridge if i could.
That haiku is great
You can put it up on your
Refrigerator
Dry erase markers?
The only thing inaccurate about this meme is the dude’s expression of discontent.
Republicans, especially maga, would enthusiastically let Trump shit in their mouth if it meant a ‘librul’ would have to smell it.
They are happy to fall on the sword so long as it causes harm to some out-group. They love that shit.
Don’t forget ink in the tofu
MAGA will shit wildly from eating literal hot dogs, now that we got bad beef.
Starving Cuba
And let’s also not forget the coup d’etat in Venezuela
Dying from dysentery like it’s Oregon Trail
Americans are for this shit, only explanation. They’re crying with tears of joy. Surprised you didn’t tack on ICE, to me that’s the biggest one.
if I was president i’d have sent firefighters to Canada, not fucking tariffed them for smoke
… Wild horse meat?
Conspiracy theory since the BLM is selling rounded up wild horses to buyers and then those buyers are suspected of selling to slaughter houses. Meanwhile the administration is waiving tariffs to import lean meat trimmings without specifying the source countries. The theory is those two things are directly linked.
Me over here really wondering what horse brisket tastes like. Can someone make that one real so I can live out my dreams.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_meat
“sweet, rich, superlean, oddly soft meat, closer to beef than venison”
Fuck now I really want a hotdog.
Is that a reference to something? I feel like some comedy bit featured someone saying “that makes me want a hotdog real bad”. Maybe a false memory on my part.
Legally Blonde 2
Only “Ask me about my wiener” from I think Accepted(?) comes to mind.
But no I’m just hungry.
Buy Canadian.
