Gottem, cap'n! (warning, gore)

What a way to find out Klingon tranporters don’t have redundant annular confinement beams!
Nah, they had already filled their wacky hijinks quota for that movie, so there was no danger at all.
What they got back didn’t live long. Fortunately.
Edit: Or maybe they’d end up with a Tuvix situation. Tayirk? Kirlor?

Who wouldn’t want to be her eyelash stylist and just go around with her, doin crimes?
Kronk had it good.

Klingon transporters guard against that. Ever since that incident with a tribble, that no one is allowed to talk about.
Was expecting different search results, but here we are:

What the Hell am I doing with my life, that I missed that?
(September 29 2007, with a rematch in 2008, for those wondering.)
I’m honestly kinda surprised the image is that old. It looks like one of those weird shit post things that popped up in the immediate aftermath of COVID.
That Klingon is looking at the Furry like he finally knows what his life has been missing.
Why does the resulting mutant look like the entire cast of Scooby Doo? Including the monster of the week?
Have you seen its source? Link
This is one of my favorite YouTube videos of all time! I never expected to see a still frame from it in this community of all places. LOL

What arrived didn’t live long. Fortunately.
They didn’t show the part where Scotty had to spend hours separating them molecule by molecule while they were in the buffer.
Wait is this cannon?

True but that would also fall apart if you tried to use it.
Do we call the hybrid abomination Jamlian or Gillames?
You call an exorcist.
You call Janeway

Not all exorcists drink coffee
And who could blame Bones for refusing transporter technology? I’m the same, btw, just with aircrafts.
I’ve read far too many post-incident reports on fatal plane crashes and their root causes - almost all of which were because humans took shortcuts in maintenance, repair, or design on the plane. Also the occasional traffic controller or pilot who fucked up bigtime.
I would rather ride my shitty 1984 Honda trail across the continental US than step on a plane. Mostly because I know the jackass who does repairs on my bike.

Try a skeletal lock! I’ve never even heard of it, but it might work in a pinch!
Janeway: I’ll have to remember than one!
RADICAL!












