I’m still afraid to put anything in my ass. I want to though. It looks like it feels so good.
Nothing to lose for trying.
It can, it might not at first and it’s important to take it slow and use something safe. It also might not be for some people; I knew a woman who absolutely loved it, and one who derived no pleasure from it and referred to it in close company as “repeatedly shitting a dick” which might be one of the funniest takes I’ve heard on the subject. I’ve known guys on similar ends of the spectrum too, and really enjoy it myself.
It’s also I have a sensitive asshole. It bleeds from wiping my ass to hard. Not to be gross but, I think I may have hemorrhoids or something. Shitting a dick does sound funny though lol.
Get a bidet sprayer you can put on the toilet water supply. That’ll give your asshole some time to heal instead of being reopened every time you wipe and prevent worse problems. You will also become addicted to having a nice clean asshole all the time.
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
[In all seriousness, if it bleeds from wiping too hard you are well on the way to getting haemorrhoids, and seriously, You Really Don’t Want It To Get That Far, trust me. You’ll know when you have them… Start eating more fibre, and drinking more water, now. A bidet will also do wonders for your backside instead of wiping to the point of bleeding, but if you can’t do that then moist toilet paper is a good alternative (just don’t flush it.)]
(Just to tack on; moist toilet paper is fine to flush but under NO circumstances flush a wetwipe/one of those packeted cleaning wipes, they’re all unflushable, no matter what the marketing says.)
Yes, thank you, you wrote that better than me!
Technically anything is flushable if you’re brave enough.
I’ve seen the commercials where they flush a bucket of golf balls.
Well it’ll leave your toilet for sure, but its the pipes afterwards that’ll get blocked
As a cishet man, I tried a regular sized one that my ex left behind. With the whole having a prostate thing, I expected to feel something at least interesting, but after a bunch of pose, speed and angle experimentation, it felt like a nothingburger, which really left me disappointed.
As a gay man, dildos do pretty much nothing for me as well…
Now, the real thing though oh boy is that a different story
Maybe you need a bigger one?
Aneros prostate stim
Fear is part of the thrill tbf
Good lord what is happening in here?
We’re talking about dildos because I assume many here are sexually repressed much like myself.
Aurora Borealis?
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen!?
Yes
Localized entirely within your what?
Can I see it?
Mm… No.
Your place or mine?
Hi I just want to get a regular dildo please.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
I can actually do that.
“But why are you telling me?”
Because when you have talent, you want to brag sometimes.
I’m sorry, but the world needs you to hilt an XL flared chance from bad dragon.
Waow…would :3
Those things are expensive tho 😭*sees your tight twink ass enter my shop
"Ancient legends foretold of your arrival… I’ll go get Excalibur out of inventory. You’ll have to pull it from the stone, but without using your hands. "
You expected powerful lower muscles, but little did you expect the chosen one to be the great swallower
It’s an Assekai.
Or into them
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seems kind-of gay
There’s vastly more heterosexual anal sex happening in the world than homosexual anal sex.
As a gay man, this knowledge makes me insanely jealous
C’mon boys! Let’s get those numbers up!
The statistics are skewed by Heterosexual Anal Sex Georg
Stop it! You’re just making me more jealous! And horny!
Georg
Oh, I bet he’s all beefy and hairy…Mmmmm…
Stupid hairy Georg with his beefy butt
That’s right, honey. Didn’t call you here to solve P vs NP.
kind-of some gay connotations here
For a minute I thought Georg was your name and you had a signature for your comments
-trying to make a change
if you’re still confused here’s a Wikipedia article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georgalso, imagine being such a shitposter your comment gets it’s own Wikipedia article. goals tbh
Yeah the top shortage has really got people down bad
This is a lie. Literally no top shortage. Maybe you over the top queens in LA, but on the east coast, trolling for dick is easy.
seems kind-of a gay thing to say
don’t assume the dildo’s gender.
It’s not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a female dildo. That’s just science.
Counterpoint
That last one was a banger 🤣
You wish
in 1882 German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche kind-of published the book The Gay Science
Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.
You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.
I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!
Want one in tacti-cool camo and smelling of diesel?
It comes with lube that can also be used as motor oil.
Real patriot stuff.
Stuff priests say
Hey by the way thanks for the profiteroles, they were delicious.
Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.
seems kind-of a gay perspective
In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.
Lemmanites will literally walk into
/c/nothing-said-in-here-is-seriousand immediately try to set the record straight.Um actually you’re in Lemmy Shitpost right now.
And also “literally” was the Doctor, you’re thinking of “literally’s monster”
😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though
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