“You haven’t asked me one fucking positive question,” he said. “All of this. What about this? What about that? What about that? What about this? All negative.”

The president had been asked about whether Mitch McConnell should resign from the Senate because of his health issues. Trump responded by indicating that videos of McConnell struggling were a “disappointment to a lot of Republicans,” before noting that “Sleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody.” He then exploded, questioning why they were asking about the White House renovations so much, and griping that they hadn’t asked him about Venezuela. Time pointed out that they talked about Venezuela at length earlier in the interview.

“I don’t understand. I’m sitting here. I’ve done all this stuff,” Trump said. “I took the White House and made it beautiful again.”

Here’s a positive question about his deeds that a reporter should ask:

Mr. President, how good did it feel to rape children?

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    35
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    22 hours ago

    Until recently, I wanted Trump to join Our Lord Jesus Christ as promptly as possible.

    Now… I kind of dig it. He is openly legally impaired, with sagging stroke face and hungry piggy eyes; everything he does is excruciatingly humiliating for all Americans.

    So, now, I want him to live out the rest of his term, and publicly rant and suffer and bloat and curse the world with screaming rages. I want everyone to watch.

    I want the whole world to see… THIS is why you limit the powers of a President. THIS is why you should remove your Nixon’s from office. LOOK AT THIS

    • Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 hours ago

      They dont fucking care bro they dont want the country to do well, they just want to hit it big on the next scam and retire to some third world country where they can get cheap prostitutes, that’s what trump voters want they don’t give a shit he’s ruining the country.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      27
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      21 hours ago

      People, especially Americans, are not going to learn a lesson from Trump embarrassing his country. Things will get a whole lot worse before they get better.

      • rumba@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        19 hours ago

        Those who voted for him will vote for the next, more coherent, directly vile version of him. One that does exactly what dictators have done before.

    • SabinStargem@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      edit-2
      20 hours ago

      Personally, I want him to live long enough to prosecute his end of a 2nd American Civil War. The corruption and chaos he would cause the Dogey Confederacy, would save the lives of many good people.

      The opportunity to do a Reconstruction 2.0 and clearing the board of fascism, also holds great appeal.

      • 5318008@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        22 hours ago

        I can’t imagine any other result from a microblog that turned Publicly Traded Company.

        Think of the risk to the investors, putting out language like that!

      • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        23 hours ago

        Well stop advocating that his own body do violence against him! What if he had read your comment and his impressionable brain obeyed you?

        • Furbag@pawb.social
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          16 hours ago

          He’s only impressionable if you give him a compliment. How about “Stroke out already, pedo. Also why are you so handsome what’s your secret?”

          That ought to do the trick. You don’t have to mean it because I doubt he’s ever received a genuine compliment from anybody who isn’t already in the Trump cult in his entire life.

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    22 hours ago

    EVERY reporter in the pool should ask Epstein questions only.

    Whether it’s Trump or Schumer, exclusively Epstein files.

        • Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          20 hours ago

          My company sometimes reports producing negative amounts of product if an outside contractor reports finishing losses on the previous month’s bumper production, and that is subtracted from the current month’s anemic production.

          With polls, maybe we could construct something where people are surveyed on a recurring basis and response rate variation can make the math funny.

    • 5318008@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      20 hours ago

      I have ONE.

      He’s been president for a total of 8 6 years, and there’s been ONE policy that I’ve seen him pass that

      1. Is actually a good thing, I think

      2. Isn’t something that I would expect someone to do just by virtue of having a brain. (e.g., Operation Warp Speed was good, but also I would expect any moderately intelligent person to do the same.)

      That one thing is establishing a sovereign wealth fund.