As always, the President remains laser focused on the important things…

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    Proclamations carry no legal weight. All his proclamations and executive orders can be summarily ignored.

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      I’m voting for whomever says they’re going to erase him from history… which honestly, given his corruption, will happen w/o much effort on anyone’s part.

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        He won’t be erased from history, he’ll be taught as a warning to future generations. He’ll be worse than forgotten, he’ll be reviled… and used as a cautionary tale about the American peoples’ willingness to embrace grift and fascism.

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        What if president AOC gets sworn in…walks in, and goes, “you know, I kindof actually vibe with the Middle East despot thing. I’m keepin’ it,” 🤣

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      Someone should have the originals on hand for the next President so they can put it through the shredder at the same time they are scraping shit off the walls.

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    Sadly for him, he doesn’t own the White House and has no authority to make demands upon it. All of his trashy tacky gold painted Michael’s arts & craft trash will be removed from the walls within a month of him leaving office.

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    So, he doesn’t want a future President to do EXACTLY WHAT HE DID TO THE EAST WING? God, he’s such a fucking hypocritical cunt!

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      …still doing to the east wing.

      Diaper donnie went out to the site of the devastation right after the midterm meteor strike as his first public appearance to begin babbling about the ballroom.

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    Sorry, motherfucker. Hope you live long enough to watch all that bullshit you superglued to the walls ripped down.

    😀

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    This sad excuse of a vaguely human-shaped shitweasel can shove my elephant cactus up his ass with no lube.

    I’d pay to watch that.

  • Idk what it is about gold, platinum is more expensive in jewelry. Idk maybe it’s a freudian thing a lot of people have a secret urine kink or something? Idk i just don’t get the allure of gold at all as something more than a metal with industrial use.

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      Greed and gold fever. He feels rich because he can cover his walls and toilet in shiny things. Other people can’t afford to do it because they aren’t rich like Donald J Childraper Trump

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      Idk what it is about gold, platinum is more expensive in jewelry.

      That’s why when I’m president, I’ll replace all the fixtures with those made of pure plutonium. We’ll have a White House that reflects both our national technological prowess and also serves as an immense display of wealth, far beyond just making things of platinum. Everyone will have to wear full-body lead-lined suits and portable oxygen tanks at all times, and we’ll only be able to recruit people past their reproductive years. But I think that’s a small price to pay for the privilege of having such an opulent White House. We’ll of course replace the gaudy rococo with some Asmovian futurist or art deco style. But, look on the bright side. We’ll save a fortune in winter heating bills!

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        Note, this plan may require some consultation with Los Alamos to discuss the criticality of light-fixture shaped masses of plutonium. This should keep those nerds busy on something productive for awhile at least.

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      Agreed. I think gold is ugly as hell as a both an ornament and as jewelry. If I was going to wear jewelry and decorate, I’d probably opt for something more like platinum, and in very modest amounts - even if money was no object.

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    That will all be torn down before the next guy takes office. While he’s giving his inaugural speech, they’re going rip that shit off the wall, patch, and repaint. The only think left as a hint it was every there will be the smell of fresh paint.

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      The only think left as a hint it was every there will be the smell of fresh paint.

      Oh man… You just made me imagine what the Oval Office smells like right now. I wonder if the Trump-funk will return when the smell of fresh paint fades away.

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    Should probably redo the entire white house, a serial child rapist, major ultra felon, and human rights criminal named Donald J Trump has been living there.

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    I’m sure there are others here who understand this better than me, but he is seriously mentally ill.

    Like, if he weren’t so actively damaging to real people, I’d feel bad for him.

    You managed to get yourself elected to the most powerful position in the world and still feel the need to try to name things after yourself.

    Even before he got elected first time he made it clear that he was insecure about his penis size on the Republican debate stage.

    Can you imagine that? Someone who weilds the nuclear football? Penis envy.

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      I can’t bieve h e talked about a fuua penis for 15 minutes and still got elected in. If a Democrats would have done that it would have been a blood bath.

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    Elect me president. I’ll declare the entire continental US one big national landmark.

    Why? I’m honestly just curious to see what would happen.

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    What? Only the MAGA and Russian turds would want to live in a gold decorated house. Fuck that and the next US President is going deal with a lot of shit from that Russian pedo asset.