“Why the fuck do you look like Billie Piper?”
Blame the time vortex and an information paradox called Bad Wolf.
- or “wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff” if you prefer.
Jolly good, that would already be very close to what I’m hoping hear which is that I am in fact talking to the time travelling device and that its proprietor has gone missing for exactly those wibbly wobbly reasons.
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(This shit writes itself, I swear, if you fuck this up…)
Save the goddamn gorilla. Maybe things would be better.
Save the gorilla, save the world!
Lol Heroes reference?
There are dozens of us, dozens!
By Harambe, I think they’re onto something!
And the weasel, just to be safe.
“You’re really bad at this”
Don’t go back too far! People from 1000 years ago or even probably just 250 years ago will probably die from your modern germs, causing a history changing plague if it spreads!
Unless you have some sort of all purpose antibacterial/viral gel to be applied sexily to each other’s skin under black light before and after contact. Then do go ahead.
With COVID around, I could see as little as 10-15 years
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
~(ah forgot: and your time machine)~“Have you watched looper?”
The best part is that if time travel is ever invented then it already has been.
“Lemme get some of that time machine.”
Have you gone to see the dinosaurs yet? No?
Okay, then are you going to go see the dinosaurs after this?
How would we know?
inquire if they can take me with them. Going on a dr who adventure sounds like a grand old time. Plus would be amazing to access future medical technology.
Not so sure
You toy with powers greater than any God, Jesus christ where are you getting the energy from?
