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xkbx@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

oppressed in my own home

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oppressed in my own home

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xkbx@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    I’m hardly a prude, but I would be reluctant to be naked around “Fire Guy”

    the man on fire

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      I cook bacon naked, he would just keep me a little warmer than I was

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        I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.

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        I dunno, he’s kinda hot

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    i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.

    • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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      Were they Kings of Leon?

      Because Sex on Fire

      Badum tsss

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        was hotter than the other time i opened one to a couple guys who just did some heroin. good times, that one.

      • Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip
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        Your comment led me to this article https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/what-happened-to-kings-of-leon/

    • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
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      Did you use your crowbar to separate them from each other?

      • flandish@lemmy.world
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        nope. just standard policy of playing ph music and sitting in a chair watching while i called them step parent names.

        • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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          Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs

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            no hose with me. next time i’ll use the kitchen sink sprayer.

      • SorryQuick@lemmy.ca
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        I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      Just hose them hah.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.

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    Literally Fahrenheit 451

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    I was managing a bar/club in a student city, and somebody decided to puke in the urinal and clogged it to all hell. So I called a plumber to fix it cause I wasn’t able to, and got to talking with the guy. Asked him if he had any weird encounters, and he told me that once he was called to a house of a very infamous frat to fix some blockage. He was let inside, and there was this couple just straight up fucking with their doors open. He asked them to stop; they didn’t. So after asking a second time with the same outcome, he just left and sent them a bill for the start-up cost.

    Trades people encounter some shit man

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    Sounds more like Fahrenheit 451

  • shweddy@lemmy.world
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    Literally Fahrenheit 451

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    „Medusa, Cover your snakes, some weak willed are here“

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    I was thinking Farenheight 451

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    Might also be a Fahrenheit 451 reference lol

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    You’re just trying to keep him for yourself!!!

    So selfish.

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    that guy is lit 🔥

    … because he’s a fireman. Get it? Get it? Get it?

    … this thing on?

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    The fire guy is irrelevant for the oppression, it’s his phone and smart home speakers plugged into palantir, aandrijving his privacy

    • Anisette [any/all]@awful.systems
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      doxxed by autocorrect

      what word that fits would get corrected to aandrijving?

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        Propulsion, obviously.

      • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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        I think I was going for sabotaging or something like it

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    Kill la Kill (2013)

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