Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI offered to buy the large size, but no....she said she didn't want anylemmy.worldimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1204arrow-down110
arrow-up1194arrow-down1imageI offered to buy the large size, but no....she said she didn't want anylemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square24linkfedilink
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoBro, you gotta order two. That way you’re prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.
minus-squarekungen@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoYou’d think so, but then she doesn’t actually want it, and you either need to gorge it down or waste it.
minus-squareCalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·13 hours agoThe trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.
Bro, you gotta order two. That way you’re prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.
You’d think so, but then she doesn’t actually want it, and you either need to gorge it down or waste it.
The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.
Ok. Whatever, dude!