Are you new to this? You just suck it up and buy the large anyway. Just in case.
The more you have to explain a joke the funnier it gets.
I must have a filthy mind because how can so many think the picture is really about her eating french fries
It’s cropped pornography so it’s pretty fucking obvious.
Good thing I brought her a Salad…
Yep. A lap salad
Bro, you gotta order two. That way you’re prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.
You’d think so, but then she doesn’t actually want it, and you either need to gorge it down or waste it.
The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.
Ok. Whatever, dude!
Get that AI outta here!
Bro that gif is older than you.
It’s easy to avoid this if you just fuck men instead
C’mon. Just try it. promise you’ll be glad you did… ;)
Man, I wish I was gay. Sometimes it would be nice to spend the weekend doing outdoors stuff instead of thrifting/antiquing.
As a woman that IS into that stuff I can tell you a lot of men SUCK at outdoor stuff. I don’t go with them because they are disorganized over packers who are just looking for a campsite maid/cook to manage the glamp post while they fish. I have a much nicer time when I go solo hiking with my dogs.
Oh, I agree with you. I have my check list of gear, have where it goes in the pack mapped out, and I know the weight to the gram.
I’m usually the one taking on gear for those who tried to pack the kitchen sink.
Same! I want to be able to find things in the dark or an emergency without having to think about it. I don’t care if other people in my group want to bring everything they own with them as long as they take responsibility for carrying it. I won’t carry other people’s gear without a damn good reason. You are way nicer then I am.
No it’s exactly the same. Nobody is into the same stuff, you can go off separately and meet for lunch. You can talk to each other, compromise, blah blah blah.
Personally, I normally just whine like a little bitch until I get my way, but we don’t have to be like me
Hey if you’re with somebody who likes to do stuff that you don’t that’s your choice.
We like 99% of the same stuff. And I don’t mind thrifting/antiquing. It’s the frequency that’s the main problem.
But I have hobbies that she isn’t interested in too. I think it’s fine to have different things you enjoy spending time doing.
No! Women only have women hobbies! Men only have men hobbies! There’s no overlap whatsoever! That’s why I’m single, so I should know!
My last boyfriend had a hobby of going to yard sales every weekend, and thrift stores for fun 🤢
I don’t mind going. It’s having to come up with dozens of unique responses when my brain is like, “Yup, that’s certainly another shirt.”
But she’d feel the same way if I wanted to go to Microcenter every weekend.
