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Explain a movie series badly:
A young boy gets abducted by a cult, to train him as a soldier. As an adult he tries to visit his mother, but she’s already killed, so he massacres the aliens who did this. He falls in love with a royalty, only for the cult to forbid this relationship. A fascist traitor of the cult cuts off one of his hands, gets a mechanical one and marries the royalty woman.
Few years later, the man kills the fascist traitor. He gets a vision that tells him his wife will die of childbirth and the cult denies him a leadership position, so he joins the fascist leader behind the fascist traitor to try to save her, only to kill her instead (though the twins survive), after which his master in the cult amputates all his limbs and leaves him burning in hot magma. He gets saved by the fascists, builds out a massive fascist empire in the galaxy.
Cold War stories from an old man, but buttered toast!
Dr. Seuss’s The Butter Battle Book
Local man claims forgotten civilisation full of riches underneath the ocean, and earns the attention of a wealthy patron that organises an expedition into the depths.
Proceeds to go native and coup de tat the local monarchy, before killing a majority of the expedition and bribing the rest into remaining silent.
A rich man with a foot fetish goes on date with an abused woman. The abusers later cut their toes off and get their eyes pecked out by pidgeons.
Cinderella
Is the OP describing Where The Wild Things Are? 🤔
I think so. The movie was great. James Gandolfini.
Sounds like it! :)
Hero repeatedly robs wealthy couple until he kills them when they catch him in the act. Their money lets him live happily ever after.
Jack and the beanstalk
A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she’s dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
Tap for spoiler
I still can’t get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus’ fursona
I cave, wtf is this?
Narnia
Fantastic 😍!
Little girl uses matchsticks to stay warm in winter without permission, so their grandma descends from the pearly gates of heaven to come kill them.
The little match girl.
A young girl terrorises her parents and headmistress into disappearing forever.
If it’s the book I’m thinking of, then here’s a related one.
Creepy old man snatches child out of orphanage window with a view to handing her over to a chird-eating cult, but then decides to keep the abducted orphan for himself.
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Wizard of Oz?
Correct
Did she really meet… or plot, though?
Well, her house met the witches head.
Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.
…by using a derailed train to sink a boat so that his victim will be forced to submit due to shock at the level of carnage and destruction, combined with the effects of drowning
Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.
Answer
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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Critical analysis of the pig population’s worsening housing crisis
I’d click on that YouTube essay. But only if it’s over an hour long
Hungry wolf hunting an overpopulated invasive pig species set on building homes and taking jobs from local beaver communities.
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
They’re not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!
badges. BADGES!
Mushroom, mushroom
It’s a snake!!!
*ekans
We don’t need no stinking badges!
