I love the idea that they’re the kind of person who sees this abrupt change of subject as completely reasonable. “Yeah, people just ask to sit on my face whenever, NBD.”
Unironically that’s been how most of my successful dates have gone. Being conventionally attractive with the social skills of a turnip can be interesting sometimes.
Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
scrawny and weird
I’m listening
Face sitting.
Ayy, you come here often?
Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”
My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
Some people find those kind of noses to be disarmingly attractive.
That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!
Hey, that’s my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia.
Toucan beaks run in the family.
Ooo, sexy turnip!
Why was this in Linda’s voice?
Well, it is now for me!
Bob’s burgers? That Linda?
Yup
I’ve never been described so well, social skills of a turnip. I want to be mad, but I’ve had a lot of sex on first dates and my penis is average, unless huge balls are sexy.
This is an average grindr convo
100%
Usually the opener is a picture of their genitals or anus.
No face pic though, as per tradition
Ah, gotcha. (I’m afraid I’m app-averse.)
My experience tells me misunderstandings, whether on purpose or not, is one way to “open up the convo”
It took me a while to really accept that ppl just offer to fuck you based on a few pics and a couple of paragraphs of text, but it really happens.
You never used gay hookup apps have you? Straight dudes wish they had 1/1000th of what we get to enjoy. This is what a sexual revolution is like. Get good breeders.
It sounds lovely, but I have trust and gender presentation issues, and I scared myself away from hookup apps. (Prior to finding my current long-term partner I was content to circulate in casual relations in my social group.)
Hope you find whatever you’re searching for, in the way you want to search for it. Peace stranger.
There are plenty of accidents during face rides. Those waterproof doggy blankets are a life saver.
That address is enough to go on for a face ride scavenger hunt. Blur more.
Given how it lines up with the phrase “bed time” we’re likely looking at a 3 digit house number and a 4 letter street name, probably ending in a y, so somethign like 123 July St. Though in a town as large as Los Angeles you do have a lot of hunting to do there.
But can you reach before bed time
The last time March 21 fell on a Thursday was 2024, so that offer is probably expired by now.
This has me rolling. Imagine someone showing up at his place 3 years later, “Hey, this coupon still good?” 😂
Love the water rides
“Offer still stands. Also, I like the spinning teacups.”
“I meant fave”
“My bed time is at 12.”
