Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? Those meant my parents didn’t love each other.
Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one
We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would’ve clued you in.
I always thought my stepdad was just giving my dad pointers, because dad sometimes just sat in the corner watching.
Anyways I think they are all still good friends, because I find them eating breakfast together.
Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.
How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can’t imagine it happens in the digital age.
In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.
Good thing I won’t be a parent.
Most of them aren’t even step siblings.
Most?
So you’re saying there’s a chance…
I… Uh… I’m gonna cry in a corner
I am afraid… most
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😀
Most of them aren’t even step siblings: 😶🌫️
I don’t remember the meme name so bear with the cringe emoji thing
And it’s not actually possible to get stuck under a bed or in a dryer.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
What?! Fuckin hell man, everything’s fake these days :( at least we still got wrestling
Yeah, wrestling is where they really start loving each other.
Step-husband what are you doing
Isn’t there a category for adult content where they… 🥺 ️👉👈 ?
You can’t get on the list that easily can you?
I’m trying. Throwing everything out there to be part of that list!
Sometimes step-siblings just don’t have the time to form that kind of bond if they’re older when their parents get married.
Recently been seeing early 2000s stuff again and they kiss way less often than they do now. I find it more consistently exciting now though tbh
all that said, this comment is cursed tbh
The viewer does
That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common
Idk why this is making me chuckle so much 😄 His fuckin face is killing me.
Imagine if your co-workers are fucking with you, except it’s literally.
You don’t even find the person attractive, and you are basically asexual now.
But your CV has nothing but years of fucking.
This post feels wrong on so many Levels…
meh … lots of married people don’t love each other either.
I’m married, I know a bunch of married people, and I honestly don’t love even MOST of them.
It’s not even necessarily a negative thing. My parents were quite functional caregivers and role models despite this fact. They held each other in only the highest respect.
married 17 years, can confirm.
oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was
But…why?
the corrosion of two personalty that reshape each other until they’re incompatible, I guess. but also a lot of dysfunction. I got so good at being a grey rock in the face of their exciting need to be excited by constantly fighting that they got bored of trying to get a reaction out of me and I got tired of the panic attacks and suicidal thoughts. Anyway, separation has been nice, but having kids means you’re locked into a kind of relationship that necessitates mutual good faith cooperation so it’s a nightmare. REALLY don’t have kids with people you haven’t lived with first for several years. 6mo whirlwind relationships are a bad place to invest the next 20+ years of your life, also, you can’t out run, out think, or recognize your truama, you are you, and you can’t not you. therapy early and often.
Sorry, I guess you do what you have to do until they are 18.
No, I cannot do therapy, simply not feasible atm at all. Not time-wise, not economy wise, I’d get fired for that here.
Hey champ I happen to know for a fact, all those guys loved your mom very much.
Thoroughly, you might say.
It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.
Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you’re like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU’RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!! WHO IS THIS??? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!”
… are… you are shipping… porn actors?
You’ve made a porno fancanon universe?
… ok. I don’t even know what to say to that, I’m mostly just astounded.
