And in other shocking news, capitalist megacorp says their product, DeathForSure, will definitely not cause death immediately and should absolutely be purchased with haste. Tonight at 2300.

The time to trust what anyone with a profit motive says is long over.

lol the guys entire business model is selling the components that make this bullshit spin. Of course he would say that. His opinion isn’t worth shit.

Shovel and casket maker says there is nothing to worry about. Now help me lift this dead body. Use your legs.

I just wanted to play fucking video games, not fund eugenics

Jensen, take your stupid fucking jacket, shove it up your ass

luigi really was onto something

Remember that Edison would kill animals with ac current to teach the dangers of ac current…

So he could sell DC current…

Just saying… people can be turned against anything for dumb reasons.

“As fast as we can” isn’t as fast as it was a year or two ago. Looking at LLM benchmark scores over time, it appears exponential gains stopped as of mid-2025 and now it’s just small, incremental gains. OpenAI and Anthropic are aware of this, which is why they want regulations to kneecap competition, but it seems Jensen didn’t get the memo.

Or maybe he did, and that’s why he bought Huggingface. Now that the frontier is crawling along, open models are rapidly catching up and he doesn’t care whether people are using open or closed models, so long as they’re running on Nvidia hardware.

I guess he missed the memo about this being a PR attempt

操你妈！你瞎了吗？Motherfucker.

Just like economists…every AI guru has a different opinion.

AI doomerism is designed to distract us on genAI’s real problems.

It’s hilarious how both AI companies and Nvidia are both going each other’s way in “AI progress” when really it’s all about their bottom lines.

We just won’t have a job.

Oh no! He has accidentally produced AI != God sentiment