Take a shower? You mean get pissed on by my house? No thanks.
Well, since I open my mouth to that shit and let it spray my asshole directly I guess I can now add watersports to my “I guess I’m technically into this kink” ever growing list.
No, no, it’s literally just piss, don’t you know where water comes from? Sanitation who? And they’re drinking the stuff!
House piss, thank you for showing me the most silliest thing today.
Oh that’s just nasty
That’s what’s in the fire sprinklers. Shower water is more “house drool”
Yeah, I prefer to submerge myself in house juice
I’m into that shit.
Yeah that sounds gay af. Also don’t wipe your ass either, fellas. Totally gay shit.
/sss
🐍
a HOUSE built due to gender imbalance in the construction industry disproportionately by MEN?
this is why we need more women in the trades.
Don’t nobody want no gay ass house bruh 🙃
sleeping inside is like the gayest shit you can do, bruh.
Last time I slept inside a woman I was a baby. Men don’t do that shit.
touching a woman? all soft and feminine? sounds pretty gay, bruh.
😂 you won this
Ah. Perfection.
perv action
You usually have to pay double for that kind of action
This one’s funnier.
Use bathroom detergent as body wash and shampoo. Problem solved.
~Don’t do that, idiot~
See then your have to wash your shower with bath soap once a week…
Ouch, my skin rubbed off. I’m just a skeleton now clacky clacky clacky
Dang, just a week too late.
We’re all skeletons on the inside. Who needs all that extra squishy stuff?
what if i want extra squishy? a whole body made of amorphous squishy? am i left in the dust?
Personally, I’ve grown attached to my skin.
Your skin is all dead cells anyway. Out with the old
I cannot shake the thought that I am a giant pork rind
We’re all pork rinds for the meat circus.
What do you think that 21 in 1 shampoo is? Yeah that’s right.
no no there’s a point to that, you can use saponification to make your own soap
Tastes good, too!
Confirmed also usable as mouthwash
It really depends on how hard your water is.
Mine’s not really hard, more of a slush. How often should I clean the shower?
I’m definitely not attractive enough for my water to be hard
scale issue
Is it bad if the water coming out of my shower head is actually just sand and gravel?
Anyone remember that motorized scrubbing bubble spray thing that would mist the shower with a touch of a button when you were done? The refills were mad expensive and it ate through them super fast, but if you bought some generic shower spray and diluted it as a home brew refill it worked just as well.
Mine eventually died and wasn’t easy to fix ( I forget why). I’ve never seen another product like it unfortunately but man, I hardly ever had to clean the shower with that thing.That sounds interesting. Do you have a brand name? I need some starting point to look this up.
I swear I remember this as a Scrubbing Bubbles product, but I could be wrong.
That was it, I remember it too. I remember the commercials vividly but never owned one. Scrubbing bubbles automatic shower cleaner, it’s been discontinued
There was also the spray that you’d just use after the shower that supposedly did the same thing. I always still had to clean, so I gave up on it.
Yeah, this was easier though and easier to remember to do. A better looking one with a motion sensor would be great.
I know about scrubbing bubbles but not this device you speak of. That would be awesome as hell. I hate having to do it manually.
I forgot about those!
Looks like you can still buy them, but the reviews are dubious.
Interesting. I might need to get one again. They are ugly as sin. Was hoping there would be a better looking spinoff. Worked great though.
I was literally going to ask about this product. I’d imagine if they worked that well, they’d probably still be around, though.
That’s not always true. It worked great. Cost of refills and short life of them maybe what did it in. I dunno
I was just looking at those last week because cleaning the shower is a chore
I’d try it. If you can find one. Use a wrench to remove the twist cap and fill with a generic shower spray diluted to 50%.
Haha, he’s dead
I think about this joke frequently.
Scott Adams may have sucked, but younger me sure liked some purile Dilbert jokes.
Lots of assholes are funny.
All assholes are kinda funny.
Fun fact: asshole prints are as unique as fingerprints.
Far beyond sucked, buddy. Evil little goon.
And that’s not even considering the dilberitos.
Early on he took a lot of fan submissions. Basically what made the comic good lol
His earlier work (like this strip) was pretty good…later he tripped into MAGA and went off the deep end.
I’m guessing covid-19 broke his brain like it did so many other people?
Well before then, unfortunately
Yeah I remember he had an insane theory about gravity not existing, and that was ~2012 or so. At the time I thought it was just a thought experiment, but in light of later events, I now think it was an early sign of his descent.
Why are we like this?
Right?? My shower should be the cleanest place in my house, it literally gets washed in soap and water every single day - like what do you mean it gets dirty if I don’t shower it?!
Like what next, I have to wash my washing machine, cook my oven, boil my boiler??
cook my oven
Hoo boy, wait till you learn how oven cleaner works!
You mean “self-cleaning” mode? lol
Doesn’t self cleaning mode cook the ovens computer too because it gets so fucking hot?
I mean… maybe in super shitty models? IIRC, it mostly just nukes itself at 100% power, which seldom crests 800F in the actual oven part, which won’t even necessarily see an iron rack glowing red, let alone any respectable alloy or ceramic coating.
Definitely would be far less than surprised if some shitfuck capitalist designed an oven that would cook the control bits, which should be a whole different question.
Wait, what do I need to do to unlock the oven door during that, it’s the temperature I want to cook my pizzas
Should be able to get a similar effect in most ovens by putting ot on max broil, though of course that requires having a broil setting.
Also you should of course have it clean already, or you’ll just be smoking your pizza out with grease smoke.
Er… how does it work?
I was thinking of self-cleaning mode, which is basically just cooking at max temp until all the greasy crud turns to ash.
Yes, but way more than max, typically.
Lots of engineers in my cohort talked about defeating the safety protocols of an oven cleaning cycle to make pizza or naan or tandoori.
It’s so easy with charcoal tho
But that ruins the oven
Oven gets to òvàn
You just have to use that cleaning spray and a shower head set to masturbate and bam, it’s clean enough. I also have a grey walk in shower so I’m just assuming it’s clean.
a shower head set to masturbate and bam.
Uh, how have I missed this setting all these years? I’ve been missing out.
My friend was just asking where you get your shower head from?
So it’s a Moen shower head with (I think) 7 settings and the pulse massage setting is the money maker. It blasts out water in a square wave rhythm
Anyone have leads on a pulse massage that uses a sine wave rhythm? That’s what gets me going, the curves.
Every wave can be broken down into sine wave components, just imagine a FFT in your head.
I’m all about that reverse sawtooth.
Moan
Do NOT under any circumstances check it with a blacklight
I had diarrhea in the tub with sever flu. I know what the black light doesn’t.
Yeah I imagine it would be quite gnarly under the black light. As long as I’m not slipping around when I’m showering and I’m not seeing any soap scum or mold then I’m satisfied
You’d think with the current obsession around vac bots they’d make some sort of version for showers but the best they have is ones for VERY flat glass surfaces like sliding glass doors. I’m sure the main challenge is it remaining suctioned obviously, but you’d think there would be SOMETHING that could be made as an alternative.
From time to time I have seen articles about self-cleaning bathrooms. But they are very small self-contained unit type deals that blast the whole bathroom with high-pressure super hot water and so on. Almost like a car wash.
I’ve always felt that cleaning the shower was by far the worst chore. It was such a pain that I started using more and more extreme tools to try and make it easier.
Then about a year ago I found this EcoLab industrial shower cleaner spray. It works like scrubbing bubbles pretends to; just spray, wait a minute, and wipe off. Now I’m excited to spend two minutes cleaning my shower.
Sponsored by Ecolab.
Normally I wouldn’t name drop a corporation, but this stuff is amazing.
hah, I don’t think you’re a paid shill or anything, I just thought it was funny.
Is it the pink stuff?
Yeah it’s full-on pink.
Where do you get it? I’m looking around online and only seeing $280 industrial-sized refill bags.
Same, but they are meant to be diluted, it probably comes out cheaper in the long run.
I got some in person at Home Depot
:(
e: That’s weird, I went to search for it and it showed it in “recently viewed” even though it didn’t load correctly. The bottle is blue, but it has the pink stuff inside?
I’d just go to one in person, they should all stock it. Unless you’re non-US, then I’m not sure.
Yep I was able to see the product page when I went to it from the search results, and confirmed my local one has it in stock. Thanks!
I tried to explain this problem to the dental hygienist about the toothbrush and couldn’t get them to go there.
If I have to clean my shower every week I need to clean my toothbrush every week for the same reason, and I’m not even concerned about toilet spray in the shower.
I am very concerned about the toilet spray on my toothbrush.
Denture cleaning tablets work really well for this!
That’s why you should use toothbrush covers!
A small give any bacteria on it a nice damp place to multiply and be fruitful? Nah, I’m woth the ADA on this one.
Your toothbrush scrubs your teeth at the same time your teeth scrubs your toothbrush. I’m guessing there’s enough agitation that everything comes out. But maybe there’s studies about this idk
I brush my teeth in the kitchen specifically because of toilet spray.
I’ve started using hydrogen peroxide once a week
I guess really the scrubbing is key. The shower doesn’t really get scrubbed. Much like I wouldn’t get clean either if I just poured soap water on me every time I shower…
Don’t forget to lift the grid and clean the drain. I just did that, and Oh, Boy! That was nasty!
You have failed to bring me around to your point of view.
Yeah… I’m just going to move.
I keep a scrub brush and a squeegee in my shower. While I’m waiting for the water to get hot, I put my foot into the handle of the brush and run it around the floor off the shower. After I’m done showing, I use the squeegee on the glass shower door. About once a week I use the squeegee on the shower walls. I won’t say I never otherwise have to clean my shower, but those things really take care of most of it, assuming your starting place is a clean shower.
Edit: Oh, and after I dry myself I also dry the chrome faucet handle.
Pro life tip. Clean it with the bleach you use on toilet bowls
I tried this once but it corroded the fittings on the drain so maybe don’t 😬
Pro life
Sounds more like a pro choice tip to me
Yeah, my sperm have no chance at creating life after trying this!
