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ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

Big Soup does not want you to know this

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Big Soup does not want you to know this

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ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    Water is just water with stuff in it.

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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    Us humans are water with stuff in it.

  • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip
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    Everything biological is just stuff with water in it or water with stuff in it

  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Humans are just sacks of water with stuff in it.

    • CallMeAl (like Alan)@piefed.world
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      so he is thinking about other women

      • America@sh.itjust.works
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        “What does she have that I don’t?”

        “More broth.”

    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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      2 天前

      Ergo humans are walking soup containers

      • phraktalz@lemmy.zip
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      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        And they even keep it warm for you!

    • [email protected]@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      “ugly bags of mostly water.”

      -star trek: the next generation season 1, episode 18 homesoil

    • ComradePenguin@lemmy.mlOP
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      True true

  • codapine@lemmy.zip
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    • Ironrod@sh.itjust.works
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    Easy soup from scratch:

    1. Saute some veggies and spices in your soup pot.
    2. Add water or broth, like 500ml to 1L, depending on how much soup you want to make.
    3. Add more veggies and spices. (Bay leaf)
    4. Simmer it for… Well, depends on the soup but could be 10-15 mins or however long you want. I’m not your supervisor.
    5. Season it. This is important unless you prefer food that can be described as “watery”, “diluted”, “bland”, “the weakest soup ever”. Salt, some kind of acid, sweetness, soy sauce or mushrooms for umami. Just a hint of each, though taste it. You want seasonings to be present but not overpowering. This step is good for any food, even desserts (though when baking it can be more complicated). (Remove bay leaf)
    6. Serve with some thick bread (both slice size and density to slow the rate at which the soup saturates it). Sourdough is good.

    I said veggies but you can do meat or eggs or cheese. As long as you cook it to a safe amount, do whatever.

    Thai red curry is pretty much the same except you add the curry paste at the end of the saute and toast it for like 30 seconds, and some of the liquid is coconut milk, like half. And you serve it with rice instead of bread. Or both. Or neither, you do you.

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    The universe is just hydrogen with stuff in it.

    • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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      • [email protected]@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        i am gender tungsten.

  • Undoobitably@fedinsfw.app
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    humans are just water with stuff in it too

    • laranis@lemmy.zip
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      That’s not fair. The bowl is not soup, but skin is humans.

      • quantumcrop@lemmy.today
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        Why is this so profound?

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      Or stuff with water in it

    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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      2 天前

      “Ugly bags of mostly water”.

    • M137@lemmy.today
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      Yes, that was commented 4 hours before you commented…

  • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev
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    A bath is just person soup.

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    so is beer. and sauce. and cement.

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      2 天前

      And hot tubs.

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        the hot tub is the container. keep up.

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          The……um…. Just people soup then?

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    Cereal and milk is gazpacho.

    Also bananas are a berry but strawberries aren’t.

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      Coffee is berries.

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        deleted by creator

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    Alex Jones: “The soup companies don’t want you to know this but you can add water to canned soup to make more of it. I make several bowls of soup from one can.”

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      How to avoid a salt overdose.

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        alex strikes me as someone in need of a low-sodium diet.

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    Is tea soup?

    • CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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      Further more: is coffee soup? It comes from beans, beans are vegetables, vegetables are used in soup.

      Are coffee beans vegetables though…

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        Is vanilla coffee, with soy milk, considered a 3-bean soup?

        • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          No, because all of those things are extracted, rather than suspended. It’s a broth.

        • CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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          Now you’re thinking with beans 🫘

      • kestrel7_7@lemmy.world
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        Coffee “beans” are actually dried and roasted berries

      • deft@lemmy.wtf
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        Yes

      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        Bean juice best juice

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Yes

    • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world
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      Leaf consomme

    • deft@lemmy.wtf
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      I am a chef.

      There are three foods. Pasta, soup, meat.

      That’s all. This is the truth. Try to prove me wrong.

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        What category does a hot pocket fall under? Also what category does cheese fall under?

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          Hot pocket is a pasta.

          Cheese is a meat. Milk is the flesh of a creature, so it is meat. Therefore all cheese is meat.

      • kestrel7_7@lemmy.world
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        Rice

        Bread

        Literally any vegetables

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          You have stepped directly into my trap card.

          Rice. Soup of the thinnest broth.

          Bread. Clearly a meat. You take the flesh of a being to make this. Clear as day. Most meat goes through processes to enhance flavor, make it easier to digest and a big component is texture and fat content.

          Any vegetables? What are we doing with them? Boiling them into a soup? Steaming them in a soup? Frying them in a soup? We could also take their flesh and engage in processes to make it easier to digest?

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    SOUP MENTIONED

    Imma take this opportunity to tell people about one of my favorite food content creators.

    Pete’s Pans

    He makes a lot of Pyrannese, Catalonian, and Iberian soups and stews on his channel and it all looks amazing… he travels to the actual location and bugs the locals for recipes, then cooks outdoors.

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    When is a stew really a stew and not a soup or a broth?

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      You know it when you see it.

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        Like porn. I can’t define it, but I know it when I see it.

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        Prototype theory ftw

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      You can eat stew with a fork.

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        But then you miss out on the sauce/broth!

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          You mean the soup?

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      Take a spoonful. Touch the spoonful against the wall. Capillary action will move enough soup (or water, etc) to run a little bit down the wall. Stew is thick like gravy and will just stay there.

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