President Donald Trump has taken an extraordinary step in his efforts to turn his birthday into a national celebration, with the National Park Service revealing that on June 14, his birthday, admission to national parks will be free for U.S. citizens.
In addition, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth have been removed from the schedule of free park admission days, despite both being federally recognized holidays.
his birthday isn’t and won’t be, but the day he dies will be celebrated for generations
Reminds me of, “A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper… He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash. Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn’t say anything. But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can’t take it. “I’m sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?” “Oh, I’m just checking for something.” “OK, but: what are you checking for?” “I’m checking for a particular obituary.” “But sir, you don’t even open the newspaper! The obituaries aren’t even on the front page!” “Oh, believe me, the one I’m waiting for will be.”
yeah, the obituary i’m waiting for will have people dancing in the street
Anyone still in doubt about Donald Trump being a narcissist?
And racist.
Don’t forget pedophile. And rapist.
Everyone should stock up on crowbars so that the moment this fetid sack of shit is no longer in office they can go fall-of-the-Berlin-wall and forcefully remove his name from everything it has been stuck on.
Gross. Fuck off fascist. No one wants to celebrate the day your mom shat you out.
We’ll celebrate the day you last draw breath though! Gonna get me some nice booze. None of that cheap stuff.
Fuck a child day? Rape someone day? Steal from children’s charity Day?
Grab them by the pussy day?
Dear Leader Day. With bigly parades and mandatory attendance.
I can see his obituary date being celebrated, if he is forcibly turned into manure for the tree.
Never ask when the zone is fully flooded. Trump will tell you by not performing some batshit insane dumbfuckery. Until then, assume he still wants you distracted from the fact that he fucks kids.
I’ll celebrate the day by burning the American flag and posting online about how much I hate Trump, because I still have the freedom to do both of those things no matter what this sack of shit wants.
TIL entry into US national parks isn’t free even for US citizens. Most countries pay for that stuff with taxes. Classic US though
This reminds me that many history-related Wikipedia articles like this one don’t have an English version yet. Might be a nice project in anticipation of Trump’s b-day.
Why has it taken seven hours for someone to post this?
Send him a bag of feces.
Not for this date, just do it.
I doubt the old cunt will even see his next birthday.
Maybe he dimly realizes it too, and that’s why he’s obsessively building monuments, giving himself fake awards, and other imbecilic pursuits of “legacy.”
Possibly also why the mask is off with respect to being a Russian-controlled quisling.
That doesn’t make it a holiday… Nothing is closing, no one gets time off work. You can’t just use words when they don’t fit.
