A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
You’ll love my nuts.
Thanks SatansMaggotyCumFart
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
Why are we freezing slap chops…
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Soup
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Cube Rule of food is dumb, tacos require a tortilla.
Both? Both is good. Hot dogs are tacos which are a subset of sandwiches? Tacos just have one piece of bread instead of two.
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Time is a flat circle.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
Well yeah, time exists.
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
4D time cube?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Based!!
I don’t see what the problem is.
Is that a giant penis in the background?
Edit - shit I thought I was replying to the main post…
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Are you perchance suffering from peniledolia?
I certainly hope so
i think it’s called ‘phalladolia’
Thanks, I have learned another word to lavishly apply in everyday conversations!
Are u a top or bottom sandwich? 😳
(凸 and 凹 mean top and bottom in Chinese/Japanese)
I’m a bottom :>
That one bite from the middle is going to be super satisfying.
Who lays down to cut a sandwich? How does that even work?
Nonono, they mean cutting with the broad side of the knife
I always enjoy it when I post a silly joke and the first two people misunderstand it, and then the rest of humanity sees a negative number, so they don’t even give it the benefit of the doubt anymore and just toss their
-1into there for good measure.Like, it’s sad that the post went to waste, but I don’t care how far into the negative it is. At that point, a large negative number just amuses me.
Yeah, I am anti-/s. I feel like using /s is explaining the joke. If people can read the tone great, but I definitely have some negative scores here and there, and it is what it is, I won’t abandon my principles.
I think it’s fair if it’s really not obvious at all but yeah kinda ruins the joke a lot of the time
tagged sarcasm is akin to /joke
or lolololol
or hahahahah
JUST FUCKING OWN YOUR WIT
Also a bunch of laughing emojis put in a written joke are kind of like telling the joke and adding “you should laugh here”.
i know right lol
<twitch>
Thank you for your service.
Get yourself a server with no downvotes. It is the wave of the future.
This is online discourse. You’re supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.
Silence The Discord!
Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!
Pineapple on pizza is excellent as long as the sauce is lighter on garlic and there’s a fresh basil leaf under it.
Why would you put pizza on top of a basil leaf?
I was not expecting to get into pineapple pizza so much as an adult. First of all, there aren’t many pizzas I’d turn down anyway. But pineapple is fucking amazing. The sweetness and acidity marries perfectly with rich, melty cheese, just like marinara does. And I beg to differ on the garlic: I like a sauce that bites back.
I experimented heavily with pineapple pizza until I found out I had an extreme allergy to gluten. The sauce loves some garlic but, if you really want garlic, just toss some diced garlic on top of the pizza with a drizzle of olive oil before you bake. It comes out perfect at 550 for 5-6 minutes on a pizza stone or 450 for 8-10? (I can’t remember anymore, I shifted to the former). Buuuuut, that’s how I learned that the two flavors clash when they’re too strong. A piece of pineapple with an adjacent medium to medium-well garlic is not a pleasant combo.
Also how I found out that Italian small leaf basil and pineapple is literally a perfect combo, always. I’m making a basil pineapple salad tomorrow!
Jalapeños really add a nice heat to go with the sweetness
What’s behind her and why does it have a vein?
It’s a horn. No veins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m4_9TFeMfJE
An excellent song.
The bass slaps!
TIL that Doja Cat is a real name for an artist. (I’m not mocking - I just thought the name was a meme.)
When you wake up from a coma, you have to move slowly and take it easy when you get out of bed for the first time in ten years.
Your comment is more applicable than you might know.
I hope you recover well, and have doctors with an actual clue.
Thanks! I was never in a coma - AFAIK - but I did hurt my back and get stuck in bed for eleven days, which is why this is relevant.
So far my doctor hasn’t fixed the issue, so I can’t comment on his clues, but he seems pretty confident so I’m hopeful.
He also complimented me on my back maze, so I would likely feel positively about him in any case!
It is a stage name, not her real name, so kind of both depending on how you look at it?
True! I never really thought it was her real name, even after learning she exists, but I could have expressed that better.
Image search pulls up that it’s a screenshot from the music video Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red.
I don’t adjust my opinions based on online voting done by idiots.
diagonally.
two triangles. there’s some science behind this: the angle/cut makes the eater take smaller bites.
smaller bites have been shown to have a greater sensory experience: texture & flavor.
if you like science and are smart cut your FUCKING SANDWICHES DIAGONALLY
If you like science you’ll provide sources. ;)
university of vermont, this article links to it but the link has gone dead. I presume if you wrote to the culinary department they could dig it up on some old hard drive
https://www.businessinsider.com/sandwich-making-hacks-2018-7#salt-and-pepper-your-veggies-9
Have you a source for this because if you do I’ll never cut a sandwich any other way for the rest of my life. I swear it.
the study was done at the university of vermont. this article links to it, but the link is dead and I cannot spend any more energy on this topic.
https://www.businessinsider.com/sandwich-making-hacks-2018-7#salt-and-pepper-your-veggies-9
Thank you kindly. :)
source: their ass
This doesn’t make sense, I can’t take as big of a bite of a horizontal cut because I can’t nom pointy end first into roughly half the sandwich?
so there was some kind of casual study that showed people tend to take smaller bites of diagonally cut sandwiches. do not ask me to give a source, Dan Pashman mentioned it on his James Beard Award winning podcast The Sporkful.
Side note: The Sporkful is best known for its ongoing debate about whether or not a hodog is a sandwich
Side note: The Sporkful is best known for its ongoing debate about whether or not a hodog is a sandwich
That’s funny. Never listened to The Sporkful, but I’d have said that this is what Judge John Hodgman is best known for, as well.
Fuck you I WANT A BIG CHOMP
Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?
No effect apart from a bit of algo ranking. On reddit you get timed out if people down vote its annoying.
If you get 100,000, you get a pizza party
with pizza cut HORIZONTALLLY ,…MUAHHAHAHAHA…
Tavern cut is the best cut so yeah.
Only if the pizza is a rectangle
What was the statement?
There wasn’t one, I made it up.
My man
You guys cut your sandwiches?
If they snitch.
I used to go down in a blaze of glory when I went against the hivemind of old Imgur. Me in 2017, Elon Musk sucks, -200. You have own your opinion.
